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Santana: Make it Saturday night, Brood Face. Which hot shot brand pulled you out to the east coast?
Michael: Saturday night sounds perfect to me. I'm sure you'll find something you love, and if you don't, we'll order it in or something. This time it was for Sean John, so it was quite a good few days away.
A model? That’s so awesome!
Is that what brings you out here in Canada?
It’s a pretty good job, I must admit. What brings me here is mainly for work, yeah, but I also have always wanted to live in Canada, so when I was offered the jobs here, it wasn’t exactly hard to say no.
They were, absolutely. You should definitely watch them soon. I’m so into this TV show it’s not even funny, dude.
Well I’m actually returning from a work trip, so I’ll be watching it on the drive back to Van. Being into the show doesn’t even give my love for it any sort of justice. It’s a perfect show.
Impressive list you’ve got there. I don’t, I only hire women strippers. It’s what my clients prefer, to be honest. Maybe one day I’ll start another chain with a different vibe to it.
It’s not a bad list, but this year I’ll be working with a lot more big names, which is really exciting. Ah, so you run my kind of strip club, sounds like a very good business you’ve got going on. What made you decide to open up a strip club?
I agree, although I’d like to explore more in depth, I’m sure I’ll find it within myself to call it home, at least for the time being. Mainly business, we are branching out to this corner of the world and my presence was needed here.
Oh yeah, completely agree with you there. There’s so much more to see here, I’m sure of it. Business? So am I to presume you have your own company, or are you working for somebody, but high up? Either way, branching out is definitely benefitting you if you’ve ended up here. What kind of business is this?
So there's a platter of brownies going begging, and if I remember correctly I promised to help you unpack. Feel like a visit?
An entire platter of brownies? How can I resist such an offer, especially combined with a little help? Sure, I’d love that. I’m working until 6 tonight, but I’ll give you a message when I’m home? It’d be nice to have some company, honestly.
Well, hopefully that doesn’t take you too long. I know how boring it can be. They really do look like beautiful places to visit, but I want to try and not just go to the touristy places. Belgium does sound nice as well. I’d like to see how many countries in Europe I could go to. See how each one is different from the other.
I’m sure it won’t. Plus, Lottie has offered to help unpack with me at some point, and make me baked goods, so I can’t thank her enough for that. Well, if you do ever go to these places and want some sort of guidance as to where the best places are, feel free to ask at any time. Europe is quite a gorgeous place, you’ll have a great time travelling around, I assure you.
I certainly won’t complain. I’ll be able to examine up close exactly how much of you is photoshopped. Sounds like a plan to me. I can’t do tonight. We’ll have to go Monday. God knows I need some retail therapy right now.
Trust me, the only thing that’s photoshopped is the background I’m standing in front of, and the slight out of place hair on my head. That works well for me, Monday it is. Just bring yourself as much cash as you can, because the discounts are unreal, and you’re not gonna wanna miss it. Why’s the retail therapy needed?
Working an extra five hours and then driving home only to almost rear end someone because they don’t know how to turn on their signal light before turning fucking hell, man, why are people so goddamn stupid a majority of the time? I have no patience for fuckers when I’m driving. We have signal lights for a reason.. fucking use them. Assholes.
I swear, people these days really do need some sort of refresher course in driving. The drive over here during the move was chaotic, I’ve never seen anything like it. You didn’t actually rear end them, though, did you?
From Montreal to Vancouver, so far it seems like a good change now that I’ve left the studio enough to roam the city and see my new place, I can work with this. As long as I don’t find out later I have a cat lady as a neighbor, of course.
Vancouver isn’t a bad place to call your home for right now, that’s for sure. I haven’t really had a chance to look around properly, but from what I’ve seen, it’s great. How comes you’ve moved one end of Canada to the other, if you don’t mind me asking?
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En route to work to show everybody that Vancouver can be fashionable, and to bump it off the ‘World’s Worst Dressed Cities’ list. I guess that’s why they hired me.
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You can’t which makes this so fun for me. It does, but it also means that Canada will never be able to compete if our talent doesn’t stay to build the necessary infrastructure. Great! When are you free?
Well that’s totally unfair, but I guess if we do go shopping, you’re most likely going to be seeing me in a little less clothing, so I guess that’s the best way to show you. In that case, it looks like we’ll just have to stay in Canada forever then. Living wise, obviously. I’m free either later tonight, or on Monday night, as I’m working right now, but can have the stores stay open later if we were to go today.
Well. It’s been about a week and the latest episodes of Game of Thrones are still fucking with my mind. How do I stop my emotional attachment to a TV show?
I honestly watched all of the seasons within a few days, and it was the best choice I’ve ever made. I’ve not watched the latest three, however, that’s something I plan on doing at some point. I take it they were well worth the wait?
That would end in some Zoolander shit, which you should probably let me know if that’s realistic or not. Do you have a Blue Steel? It’d be like. “What is this a Dildo Island for ants?” Go full scale or go home. Hockey up here sucks because no one is rooting for the right team, but I’ll turn ‘em into wings fans eventually. Sounds like you’re having a good time, my man. Don’t stop that hustle. Takin’ pictures doesn’t seem that hard, but then again I just take nudes with my phone so that’s a totally different game. If you need an investor on your empire don’t come to me, I’m broke as fuck. Maybe try emailing Oprah or some shit.
Do I have a... Do I have a Blue Steel? Do I have a Blue Steel? I can’t believe you just asked me that. Of course I have a Blue Steel, however mine’s more of a Matte Black Aluminium. It’s a lighter, softer, but still as powerful as ever. Plus it also saves the economy, and that’s why car’s are now made of it, because it was based around my Matte Black Aluminium. Zoolander is such a good film, and also very realistic in some ways. I’m sure you will, and I must admit, I’ve never really watched a hockey match. I don’t plan to for a long time, don’t you worry. I guess nudes are.. a form of modelling? Maybe? But don’t take it up as your career. Oprah? That’s not a bad idea, honestly. Maybe I’ll call my agent and see what he can do.
Do it in small portions, then it won’t feel as much as if you to do it all in one go. Like, maybe you could spend an hour or two each day doing so. Italy and the UK are definitely at the top of my list. I’d just love to see different places in the world, for a mixture of those things.
I got the majority of the stuff that was already here done today, but the things that arrived yesterday are now also piled up in the corner, which will have to wait until I get another day off. Yes, Italy and the UK are definitely gorgeous places, and I’ve also found Belgium to be a nice place, too. Understandable, it would be a tad boring to just look at the same things over and over basically. A bit of variety never hurt anybody.
Oh, my gosh. When I hear ‘having sex in a graveyard’, all I think is two goth styled people trying to connect with the spirits and like, wow hardcore goth thoughts. Right though! Like, candy on me at all is weird enough, but lets melt it and pour it on burning hot too! I figured it out from Santana, but you gave me a much more detailed explanation, so thank you! What do you do?
Oh Jesus, could you imagine that? I think I’m honestly too much of a wimp to start connecting with spirits in a graveyard on Halloween! Yeah, I’m not a fan of candy, unless it’s chocolate sauce, but burning hot sugar... I don’t know, I don’t fancy spending the night in A&E trying to tell a doctor how my manhood has accumulated third degree burns. Job wise? I’m a model, actually. I always feel like I’m boasting whenever I have to say that, because so many people have asked, but there’s no other way to say it that doesn’t make me sound like a pretentious asshole. How about you? What do you do?
I wasn’t. But I’m glad to know that your balls are in healthy condition.
But the question is if what you’re packing down there matches the quality of the rest of your body. Well I’m glad to know that Canada is starting to attract foreigners. I’m tired of everyone leaving the country for better opportunities. MJ, I think you’ve just found yourself a new shopping buddy.
A very healthy condition, yes.
I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to make you believe me if I say yes, which is what I will be saying, so I guess you’ll have to just believe me. I’m liking it a lot so far, honestly. It makes sense to leave for better opportunities if that’s what you want, but Canada is beautiful in itself. Well, Santana, it looks like I have.
