Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
text: I set the coffee pot up for you but I got called out on a case. Miss you already, Derek -- thanks for the movie night.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
UNSENT: I know you’re not other guys and it scares me more with that because I don’t know what you’re going to do. You say that you actually care about me, but I don’t know how to protect myself from that or keep myself from getting hurt by you.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
text: Can’t call but the case isn’t going good. Plz don’t worry, I’ll tell u more when I can call. Stay safe, k?
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
text: u sck
text: howd u make me miss u?
text: yur sposed to just b some guy. and i cant get u ot my head.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
text: I’ve got a six pack of some great ale and some really great company over here. That has some really interesting clothing choices.
text: Just in case you want to leave the office and come over here and all.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
text: So, you were right about toning down the coffee because I can’t sleep. I’m thinking you might be up since I’m on the west coast, but -- don’t really know.
text: I miss hearing your voice though.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
text: You LEFT in the middle of an ARGUMENT, Derek. I don’t really give a damn if it’s because of your job. I have the same job and I wouldn’t do that, so you don’t get to stand up on your high horse.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
text: I just saw a pug and thought of Clooney. Also, I don’t understand why people dress their dogs up in costumes. Actual costumes.
text: the dog is wearing an IRON MAN costume, Derek. I feel like I’m not in Vegas but that I’m hallucinating.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
text: None of this feels right and this guy has been two steps ahead of us the entire time.
text: I don’t get it, because I feel like I’m hitting a brick wall and that there’s something coming that I have no line of vision for. Something’s not right and before you say it -- no, I’m not coming back to DC.
text: It just -- There’s something off about this case.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
text: You know, you were complaining about how your blanket that was in your office disappeared -- I might have it with me down in Louisiana. BUT on the plus side it still smells like your apartment and you. For the record I don’t actually remember throwing it into my go-bag, but I’m glad that I did.
text: Makes this distance a little easier from one of my best friends.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
text: Hey, you said that you had a tech you work with normally that’s exceptionally good, right? Care to share their information so I can snag some help on something? Because I kinda need it and don’t need your teasing.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
text: HOME HOME HOME
text: I SEE MY APARTMENT DOOR!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
text: JASON! I said to cut it out. You saw my back! Less than what you’d see if I was in a swim suit, so shut up and stop acting like you walked in on me fucking someone. Jesus.
text: And STOP asking me if it’s the guy I was talking to you about.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
text: I want you back here. If you weren’t working, I’d contemplate just flying there, but it just -- I don’t know, Derek. I need you here.