the distortion.

how would a melody describe itself?

[michaeldistortioned]

pfp credits to mx paisley on tumblr.

an introduction is sometimes necessary, yes? very well.

I am the living incarnation of delusion. anything beyond that is a means to simplify my “self.”

that which cannot be comprehended, must be personified. “Michael” is digestible enough for you, yes..

If you feel so inclined, leave an anonymous message. Chances are that I will notice.

I hope this does suffice.

-Michael

P.S, I cannot reply to comments, unfortunately. This website’s logic is delightfully perplexing . . .

[michaeldistortioned]

I did not mean to stray for so long. Is anybody there? May I reel you all back in? :-}

[michaeldistortioned]

favorite pizza topping🎤

Eyes!

[michaeldistortioned]

I finished the poem

ahem..

“Michael the distortion

gives you a forced abortion

aw man your happiness is dead

but it’s okay bc the spiral is in your head

Don’t eat 12 computers

hire some recruiters

like me!! I’ll eat them!!!!”

.. How.. creative..

Yes, thank you for the generous continuation.

I, I think that will suffice.

Two poems are plenty!I cannot handle another

[michaeldistortioned]

How would you describe your relationship with a certain Gerard Keay?

Hmm.. A curious question. I can think of no other individual that would think to ask me this, but Gerard Keay himself.

Is this such an important matter to you, that you would seek my account out of the thousands on this platform?

Well.. It’s not as though you would be able to find me otherwise. If you are so inclined,

Gerry, open the door. We will talk privately. 🫀

[michaeldistortioned]

Hello, everybody! Apologies for the absence.

It took longer than expected.. But, I am quite well-fed for the next upcoming weeks.

I hope it wasn’t too much of an inconvinience, no..

Expect more activity from me.

[michaeldistortioned]

Why?

Why not?

[michaeldistortioned]

she spiral on my distortion til i michael

[michaeldistortioned]

when you make a melody but you dont know how to describe it

Do I ‘make’ the melody..?

What came first? The Michael or the egg?

[michaeldistortioned]

i

Wonderful question! I don’t think I can answer this one.

[michaeldistortioned]

bitches LOVE my spiral

[italiangayhound]

the hunt

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first time posting here, kinda nervous /j

[michaeldistortioned]

A poem I wrote

“Michael the distortion

Gives you a forced abortion”

yeah I haven’t finished it yet

Oh!

That’s very.. Creative? of you. Yes. Creative indeed.

I must admit that is not within my capabilities, but I do.. appreciate.. the poem.

Art cannot be defined, I suppose. The presence of “art” in your poem can’t be disputed, no matter how absurd.

By definition, you are now an artist.

Take that as you will, poet.. May you continue your reign of terror! Alongside some poetry courses..

[michaeldistortioned]

cheese or no cheese is the question

Why are you all so curious about my opinions on cheese?

I’ll admit, I have never given it more than a second thought. I have no need for food in my current form.

[michaeldistortioned]

trick or trick 😈😈

Trick !

Have a safe Hallow’s Eve.. Or Samhain, depending on who you are.

And remember to stay afraid!

[michaeldistortioned]

// prev anon

I don’t careeee I will still kiss you

Really, what is so appealing about me to you all? I find this shared sentiment ridiculously comical, but even more-so, I am curious.

Would anybody care to explain? You all have such fascinating behaviors for me to pick apart.

Yes, keep the Anonymous messages flowing. I’m learning more every day.

[michaeldistortioned]

You.. look remarkably similar to me. Well aside from the… that

Y’know.

The… you. What.. exactly are you..? My head hurts. I.. I must be dreaming.

@misplacedtrust

I will let you come to your own conclusions. Your very existence is excruciating for me, as mine is bewildering to you.

Do not write to me again——for both of our sakes.