Awkward Potato

SCREEEE. Anyway hello, how are you? I hope you are doing great. She/her, bi and i wanna die and I’m just gonna be shitposting so buckle up everyone it’s gonna be a whacky ride

[awkwardpotatoxd]

Bye

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[scum-vullage]

keep yourselves safe!

[azure-firecracker]

Reblogging in case anyone needs this. It’s on my mind tonight.

[slimeo-art]

Morelull <3

[randomstarkidscreenshots]

[floweryomi]

IT’S MERMAY SLUTS

[okaybirdboy]

i honestly dont know if ive already posted this here or not

[patchworkofstars]

💛💛💛💛💛💛

[mallowbees]

Reminders!!

[peteneems]

[that-twink-over-there]

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[exuberant-imperfection]

Visit Original Link

[boysmoans]

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

[rawritsmeep]

NO

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

OHMYGOD

[fireandblo0d]

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

[tbiiiiiiiiirdx]

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

[starsequence]

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

[djarinterstellar]

[thatonecubjon]

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

[mikeysgerard]

its back on my dash yes

[ileniagennari]

O_O

[peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy]

I love it when people mash songs together. 

[flutejesus]

WHY DOES THIS SLAM SO HARD

[xiaq]

This is the ultimate “it’s midnight and I’m walking through a shady part of town give me some Confidence for my Swagger” song.

[ironwoman359]

I reblog this every time it comes on my dash, no exceptions

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I’m feeling something

[shortnfantastic]

Color sketches of the little sides. They’re all kids and friends. 💕

Probably a companion piece to this.

I keep getting distracted with these side doodles.

[thatsthat24]

This artistic style is amazing!!

[vanny-more]

[slangwang]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

[discountbadjokes]

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[aangarchy]

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

[just-shilaylay-deactivated20210]

An evil snake boy for @lavender-mochi 💛🐍

[alchemist-shizun]

CHILD BABY

[flat-as-a-board]

hey guys

i’m literally begging y’all to not reignite the decade-old shipping discourse now that atla’s on netflix.

if someone wants to ship zutara, let them. if someone wants to ship zukka, let them. if someone wants to ship kataang, let them, etc etc.

they’re not hurting you. these are fictional characters. this does not matter in the slightest. just please let people enjoy atla the way that makes them happy

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

*opens tumblr* who hates me today

[enraged-chihuahua]

congrats! it’s no one! we all lov u

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[ash-soka]

so not nearly as old but, this is a 12th century stave church in lom, norway (one of less than 40 left in the world)

it’s hard to see, but in the top left corner of this photo where the light comes in from the window, there’s a runic inscription

these photos show it more clearly, it’s easier to see in person. so of course one of the people i was travelling with asked what it said, and we were told it basically translates to:

“on this day, I climbed to this point, in the corner of the church”

people really have always been people

[plaguedocboi]

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

[kairibloodheart]

The plauge doctors are returning, nature is healing