Michael Fassbender With Pugs

michael fassbender and pugs

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When you're out with your squad and whatever.

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When you offer to take the new guy to lunch and realise you’ve made a terrible mistake.

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What actually inspired this blog, it's so entirely amazing and weird

I had this dream I was trapped in a castle tower. Access to any kind of beauty or grooming practitioners was obviously null and void, and I was low in tools, appliances, the kind of first world goods and chattels we take for granted. And so my hair was extremely long. I also had a long beard and those curly grotesquely long fingernails you see on people in the Guinness Book of World Records and ask yourself "why?" Why would you attempt this record or take pride in this appalling achievement? Those nails. Anyway, Bryan Adams the Canadian rock star cum acclaimed photographer was en route to rescue me with his electric guitar as well as a tiny saw for dealing with the fingernail situation when I woke up in a cold sweat. That morning I put bread in the toaster and when it was toast there was an image burned into the toasted bread. That image was clearly a pug poorly photoshopped into a movie still of the great actor Michael Fassbender. And I've been doing this ever since.Thanks for the question.

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My coworkers find it necessary to display a calendar of scantily clad women in my workplace, and informed me that if I don't like it I can display my own calendar. I do not enjoy scantily clad women, but I very much enjoy Michael Fassbender with Pugs. May I make a calendar of your artwork (for no material profit, but the greatest spiritual benefit)? PS- I would entitle the calendar "The Fass and the Fur-ious," in case that tips the scale.

You may. In fact, I insist.

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“Michael?” “MICHAEL??!?”

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Greetings from Austria.

With love,

Michael and Pug.

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This blog makes me cry but in a good way.

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Do you have a job? x

Yes: Bringing people joy.

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Michael Fassbender is so racist the pugs can't even look at him.

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Top Gear.

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We'll always have Paris.

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Michael Fassbender With Pugs turned 2 today. We celebrated with a pool party.

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The pug's weakness always was an accutely poor sense of timing.

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"LOL"

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Michael Fassbender wearing a pug for a rug.

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Awkward lean.