We call that, "the mask wall."

Michael Scott here. I'm the boss of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, so suck on that. My best friends are Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Ryan Howard, and Dwight, too, I guess. They’re the best friends a guy could ask for and we hang out every day (except for weekends). I have a screenname! thatswhatjansaid

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What, really!? A free gift card?! No way!

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I need a girlfriend...

Pam, do you have any friends you can set me up with? Don't you have a sister?

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pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly...

Its not gangster, its hip. Run it by Ryan.

Alright, I will!　

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pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly replied to your post: pamela-beesly...

Its slang for penis. Just use mangina instead. Its the hip thing to do. Yep.

Really? I'll have to ask Darryl about that, he's usually the one who knows the most about the gangster slang...

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You might as well be rubbing your mangina in everyones faces.

What the hell is that.　

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It does offend me. A lot.

You're not single, so you don't have to worry about it! I'm not rubbing it in your face!

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pamela-beesly replied to your post: What’s one song you would say best describes you?

…Ew.

How is that ew, Pam? Because I don't want to be alone? Sorry that my manliness offends you. 

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What's one song you would say best describes you?

Right now? Single Ladies, by Jennifer Hudson, 'cause I'm lookin' for some!

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This is the worst.

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You guys!

It's my first night sleeping alone! This is going to be great! I get the whole bed to myself, I won't get kicked off at some point... This is great!

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I don't know where Jan kept the sponges, but that's okay... I'll find them eventually!

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Single life is treating me well!

I got to eat ice cream for dinner, and put my feet up on the coffee table! I love my life!

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Here she comes!

She's pulling in the driveway!

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So, I took off work today!

And I changed all my locks, and stole my keys from Jan! She usually gets home around this time, so let's wait and see what happens! I have 911 already dialed, just in case.

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I need somewhere to stay tonight!

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Text | Michael & Jim

Michael: Jim, can I stay at your place tonight?

Michael: Jim?

Michael: Jim, are you awake?

Michael: Pam said I could sleepover your house tonight.

Michael: Text me back.

Michael: This isn't funny, now I'm worried.

Michael: JIM!

Michael: WAKE UP!

Michael: CAN I STAY OVER TONIGHT?

Michael: JAN'S TRYING TO KILL ME, PLEASE SEND HELP!

Michael: I think you're sleeping.