Hello Worm!

Aye the name's Michael! | Scorpio | 24 Shoot me an ask to get to know me!

[konoko]

Qualities you look for in a girl?

insane

clingy

silly as me

likes plants

[manincaffeine]

you replied so fast” my fault i’ve developed an emotional attachment to you

[konoko]

i'm not even 25 yet but i feel like i've failed at life

[konoko]

well, it's official...

[officialpenisenvy]

[akashicrecord]

I'm actually very normal you stupid fucking bitch piece of shit

[spelldealer]

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

[konoko]

[kittyblushes05]

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[lanaknowsitried0]

[sosaysdean]

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

[play-doh-slut]

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

[pinkmoon888]

Honestly I move with the trees in the breeze and I know that time is elastic

[deanwinchesterapologist]

if i lived a few thousand years ago i would be hailed as a seer or a prophet because of my ability to fear things before they happen. nowadays they just put you on prozac and disregard your visions

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[chaoticneutralwife]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel