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hi ! ive decided to make a cheeky pinned post cos this blog has been getting alot more attention that it used to recently and it lowkey scares me so

hello! this is my phannie sideblog, ive been here since late 2024 but i know alot about dnp for how new i am via the powers of autism and unemployment

i dont really have a name online so just call me my username or whatever and you can use whatever pronouns for me

i am an adult and i will talk about explicit topics, i do sometimes (tastefully) engage in discourse, and i will armchair diagnose dan and phil. its all fun and games tho i am not really serious about alot of these things, just be warned lmao

here is my ao3 ive only written one phanfic so far but ill probs write more!

i also make art sometimes :)) but mostly i just yap here

feel free to dm me or send me asks whether or not i follow you! i love talking to people (i may take a lil while to respond sometimes but i promise it is v rarely because i am annoyed or anything <3)

oh and i follow from @crumchycowmoomoo

#the ho yaps #the ho draws #the ho writes

cryptidgemini

the phanties

galaxyromance

trapped them in the ballpit

babystarrbunny

⋆𐙚 ̊.the lamb and the butcher⋆𐙚 ̊.

i got this idea when i watched the ii reaction vid but i cant draw that fast TwT still i drew it a bit simpler just to get it out of my head

unphortunate

everyone hold hands and maniphest with me: phil on ask hank anything when theyre in los angeles

dottieflops

the emo and lesbian sister to I Try to Give Dan a Haircut

frogcult19

A peaceful moment

dottieflops

and if I say my favorite piece of old school phil content is an alternative ending to his interactive space adventure in which he has weird alien sex via pencil mouth-to-mouth transfer

inkyjett

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭

icedteaforme

POV you're dan and phil's stylist and you didn't do your research

blondephil

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

eddiesangels

awww

fuckyeahmargaritas

WELCOME

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls.. to Dan’s margarita blog! Once upon a time in L.A, Dan joked about one day having a tumblr where he posts terrible reviews of his favourite drink (margaritas).. but then his friends bryony and molly said he actually should. So to be totally ironic and other really cool things 10 MONTHS LATER. he did! :D So I hope you will come with me on my journey of intoxication as I take bad photos of aesthetically pleasing drinks and share my uneducated opinion across the internet. Feel free to please follow! but don’t worry, I will always tweet when I post. - And I think it’s time I did my first! So here we are with one of my favvourrriite margaritas ever.. The classic margarita from Chiquitos: (doesn’t it look delicious) I know chiquitos isn’t exactly the Ritz.. but they are apparently ‘reknown’ for their cocktails and I have to say.. IT’S THE FUCKING SHIT. (that’s a good thing I think) It is strong with tequila but sour and sweet and refreshing and limey and really salty.. It’s very thirst quenching (which is rare) and orgasmically delicious. I can only describe it as, MMMMMMMMMMMMADIFUNGITEJN/3/4T.FG/.,L……. So I give this margarita, my first post on this blog.. ★ 9/10 ★ Which is very good. And I’m certain of this. I have had a lot of margaritas but none are as darn satisfying as this. So even if you aren’t into probably-microwaved mexican food, I massively reccomend you head into a nearby Chiquitos to try this drink! It will probably change your life. - And there we have it. I will of course mainly post short reviews of individual margaritas like this, but I plan on including posts on other cocktails I drink, as well as featuring guest reviews from any amigos I am with to keep the variation spicy. And until next time my only-clicked-on-this-link-because-I-like-Dan’s-hair buddies, CIAO. :]