Internet Wasteland.

My name is Michael and I'm tantalizingly problematic. "Raksha pranaalee kee sthaapana"

[oleskyfm]

[oleskyfm]

[sexandtheastrology]

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arsenalguts]

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

[femalemanlet-deactivated2021092]

just remembered that i won't be having gay sex on valentine's day

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[ammnontet]

the ultimate weapon

[strawberryswinger]

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

[bakwaaas]

[katya-zamos]

“This bitch is over here on her hands, pussy poppin’. All right, Miss Katya. You get the gold from me.” - Alyssa Edwards

[gay-irl]

[retrogamingblog]

[paniniwitharugula]

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

[bunjywunjy]

incandescent

[sugarsheeps]

Thats george washington

[skins-gif-source]

“Nothing bad is going to happen. I’m going to care of you now.”

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

me: i hate drama

[drama happens]

me: 

[drwhamp]

[scones-and-texting-and-murder]

AM I HALLUCINATING THIS

[drwhamp]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

[bricklayergay-deactivated202106]

this implies cindrella is straight man

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

c-

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

cinderella!?

[chrissiewatts]

The United Kingdolls perform ‘Uk Hun?’ in RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE UK | 2.05

[twoofcups]

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

[kbsd]

#this post > the entire mcu

[twotontwentyone]

Can ya’ll stop for even one microsecond?

[susiephone]

the people deserve the truth

[dsu2014]

hot girls run over the curb

[dsu2014]

hot girls walk around their car after they park to check if theres any damage