running on two hours of sleep and twitter memes

occasional michael reeves & ytbr acc (any pronouns) asks always open i am lonely

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perhaps you shall recieve a post a month. perhaps less. time is an illusion

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reject humanity. become monke

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i have returned to gift you one post and now i will once again proceed to disappear for several months

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maybe. maybe i will also gift you a few incredibly late christmas posts. maybe

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i have returned to gift you one post and now i will once again proceed to disappear for several months

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big q and karl met up!!!

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so much has gone down on the smp since i last posted here and i absolutely do Not have the energy to make posts about them

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whats up tumblr its been awhile

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it's sombrero time

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skeppy got the maid outfit

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"you say beijing, i say birmingham'

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storytime!!! i entered a competition to eat really gross stuff in a minute and a half today

the other contestants got mushed apple and year old chocolate chips

but you wanna know what i got

a smoothie

of raw pumpkin

pressed apple mush foam

and baking soda

b a k i n g s o d a

over the lethal amount of baking soda

i was the only one to finish in the time limit so obviously i won

and i felt really sick for the rest of the day

eventually the sickness turned to stabbing pain

i got it mostly out of my system later

so that happened

update it's the next night (oct 31)

i can still. feel it bubbling inside my intestine

everything tastes like baking soda

it burned the back of my throat

ow

happy halloween

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piano man (but make it purple)

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stream ending

...but make it different colours

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oof

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wilbur ft cats

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fundy playing sweden from minecraft on the piano is possibly the most safe and wholesome vibe ever

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it costs 0 dollars to not say that people who use multiple pronouns/pronouns that "don't correspond with their gender" are faking it for attention