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Michael / 17 / A constant state of exhaustion Icon by @softmushie

[bnharpverse]

Bnha Roleplay Server!

Hello! We are the BNHA OCverse, and we are a 16+ Discord roleplay server for My Hero Academia, taking place in Horikoshi’s universe, one year later. We are an application-to-entry server, to ease the nerves of new people coming in and the people already in, so we all know what we’re doing! The application template can be found in the server itself, or under our submission guidelines if you’d rather submit first!

Some pages of the blog are still in the works (The muse pages for our members, to give brief rundowns of the characters you will encounter.), but it won’t hold back on anything if you’d like to join now! Applications are open!

Rules/FAQ ✏ Tumblr Application ✏ Members / Taken Characters List  ✏ Wanted Characters List

(This has been copy-pasted and adjusted from the other blog I run, which is the same idea but with OCs instead at BNHA OCverse)

[siderealsandman]

the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon

like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that

[t-stride]

Counterpoint, my good man:

Dragons fuck

[siderealsandman]

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

[abadmeanmess]

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

[siderealsandman]

Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! 

There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair! 

Seriously!!! 

I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting 

[ollies-outies]

triple-counterpoint:

you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post

[yyshcul]

sorry this is just a sketch but i have nothing else to offer rn & i’m happy that bmc is coming to broadway next year so have a quick & messy sketch of these kiddos

[thegoodvybe]

[thegoodvybe]

[michaels-mells]

Hello!

My name's Michael and I need help funding my top surgery.

I normally don't ask for money, but things are looking a little bad for my mental health and phsyical as well, and I need help. This isn't in a rush, and you aren't required to do anything, but if this could at least spread a bit and maybe pick up some steam that would be wonderful.

Even if all you did was read this, thank you. Thank you so much! Anything is welcome from nice comments to spreading to even donations, and I may do an art giveaway when I reach my goal? I'm not sure, I don't draw a lot.

https://www.gofundme.com/ftm-top-surgery-dr-kenneth-wolf

[loveyousuggestion]

I’d give anything to be with you right now

[loveyousuggestion]

Concept:

Our legs intertwined, your head on my chest, we fall asleep peacefully looking forward to another day together

[loveyousuggestion]

I wish there was never reason for you to cry, but when there is I’ll hold you close, I’ll keep you safe

[charcoalfriends]

I LOVE it when momma crow puts her whole foot on my hand for better range. I also love how she throws that one almond off my arm for no reason. “Fuck this nut in particular”

[thornyflesh]

CROWCORE

similar to goblincore but more goth

shiny stuff, wearing black, birds

vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill

stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)

you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

an absolute bastard

smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)

vengeful as hell

you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds

[tiramiisu-archived]

This vine has been playing on repeat in my mind all weekend

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you make life easier. you make everything so much easier.

[loveyousuggestion]

I’m all yours and that’s never changing

[earthboundtext]

[augchamp]

✧ holding hands  ✧

[avituses]

I should be studying but my sense of priority is questionable to say the least