Mike Driver
if i look back, i am lost
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$LAYYYTER
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@michaelthethroatofdelusion
[A sharply dressed man in a red suit walked down the street, before stopping in front of a bright yellow door. He smiles widely, nodding to himself.]
Yes, this’ll do quite nicely. I think.
[knock knock! He takes a few steps back]
@dirywaterbear
[the door creaks open, revealing a long hallway with slightly peeling 70’s wallpaper. It stays open, inviting him inside]
Delivery for. . . Michael of the Yellow Door. No honorifics or addresses included. . . Ah, well, this door is yellow. That’ll do.
*Ahem*
It seems as if we’ve baked more treats than we needed! As per tradition at the Eternal Bakery we are here to deliver to inboxes across the multiverse! Enjoy!
[ENCLOSED IN PARCEL - (1) Bakers Dozen Cinnamon Rolls , (1) Pumpkin Roll]
- @the-eternal-bakery
Ah… Thank You, I Suppose. These Will Go To Good Use At Luring People Inside…
U can lure me inside
I Know I Can. You Seem Particularly Gullible And Weak Willed.
:-]
Delivery for. . . Michael of the Yellow Door. No honorifics or addresses included. . . Ah, well, this door is yellow. That’ll do.
*Ahem*
It seems as if we’ve baked more treats than we needed! As per tradition at the Eternal Bakery we are here to deliver to inboxes across the multiverse! Enjoy!
[ENCLOSED IN PARCEL - (1) Bakers Dozen Cinnamon Rolls , (1) Pumpkin Roll]
- @the-eternal-bakery
Ah… Thank You, I Suppose. These Will Go To Good Use At Luring People Inside…
I've heard plenty about you- though I'm not sure we've ever exactly met. Pleasure to meet you! Michael, it is right now?? Assuming from your blog name at least, apologies if I got it wrong. Very nice maybe-name though! How are you doing exactly? :)
I Am Doing Quite Well. I Hear You're Working On Your Own Ritual, The Unknowing? Was It? How Is That Silly Thing Going?
Why that's just lovely, I'm glad to hear it! And of course I am- why wouldn't I be? We've always been working towards it, directly or not. Our grand performance is going just fine- still setting things up of course but soon enough the greatest show anyone has ever seen will unveil- an act so great it will change the world haha! A shame about how your own one went, but- well, I'm sure you'll find something to enjoy in the changes that come!
Hm. Well Your Ilk Are Fortunate The Old Archivist Was Removed Before You Set Your Plans Into Motion. Cheap Plastic Is Quite Easy To Destroy. I Am Quite Looking Foreward To Seeing How The New Archivist Handles Your Little Talent Show.
how many
how many do youv
how many do you gave,,
do you have,,
how many
About 206.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT BONES YOU HERETIC /lh
I Have Friends With Many Eyes.
*Opens noor*
*Throws in pipe bomb*
*leaves*
Do You Think This Can Hurt Me?
SNIFF SNORF
hello u smell weird whats ur deal
Do Not Ever Smell Me Again I Did Not Like That. >:-[
My "Deal" Is That I Am The Throat Of Delusion Incarnate. Something You Could've Gotten From My "Name"
I would place down a part of myself to be used as a door stopper in hope that you may never open again.
D-:
Unkind.
I will move the rock to prop the door open so all may enter the Distortion :)
I've heard plenty about you- though I'm not sure we've ever exactly met. Pleasure to meet you! Michael, it is right now?? Assuming from your blog name at least, apologies if I got it wrong. Very nice maybe-name though! How are you doing exactly? :)
I Am Doing Quite Well. I Hear You're Working On Your Own Ritual, The Unknowing? Was It? How Is That Silly Thing Going?
how many
how many do youv
how many do you gave,,
do you have,,
how many
About 206.
I would place down a part of myself to be used as a door stopper in hope that you may never open again.
D-:
Unkind.
Personal Log. Entry #3
There is something in my flat. I do not know who or what it is. It will not tell me.
It doesn't move. Or at least, it hasn't yet. I'm not sure what to do.
My camera doesn't pick it up well, similarly to the statements and artifacts at the institute. I believe it might be something like Michael.
Ah! I Know It! A Friend Of Mine.
I See No Difference :-] In Fact My Favorite Color Is Apple.
Friendly Reminder To Open My Door. It So Very Much Wants To Be Opened. Why Would You Deny It Such Pleasures?
awwoooo i want to however i do not have hands :(
Unfortunate.
Personal Log. Entry #1.
I think something is wrong.
Sasha has been acting strange... She told me she was just over worked and burnt out, but she's never missed this much work in a week. Not in all the time I've known her, and apparently not according to Tim, either.
I'm starting to something happened to her after the worm attack, but I dont have any proof.
I don't know...
Christ, who am I kidding... People don't just get replaced, that's preposterous. Besides, I think I'd notice if my only real friend went missing.
I'll have a talk with her when she gets back.
Would You Notice Though?
I- yes, I think I would. I know who I can trust, unlike some people.
Oh That’s Just Low. Even For You Archivist.
Now. If you don't mind. You may enjoy your identity elsewhere. I have work to return to.
May I Enjoy My Identity? Is That Even Possible? Can Something Like Me Enjoy Identity?
You might as well try. I assume you'll be stuck with it for a good while.
A Fair Assumption, Archivist. Though, I Sincerely Hope That Is Not The Case. Do You Enjoy Your Identity? Archivist? Do You Enjoy Who You Are? What You’re Becoming?
I-... Yes. I am who I've always been. I've learned to have some semblance of enjoyment for my sense of self.
That Is Unfortunate. You Will Not Be Who You Are For Long. You Will Change. You Are Changing.
Well- everything- everyone changes over time. I won't She the same forever. But- I know who I am. That's what's important.
You Know Who You Are. But What You Are Is A Different Matter, Archivist.
What I am- I'm- an Archivist. A man(?). Human. I'm not falling for your schemes, Michael.
They Are Not My Schemes, Archivist. :-]. And, Once Again, I’d Advise You To Be Wary Of “Sasha”
Why should I believe anything you say?
Have I Ever Lied To You, Archivist?
... I must return to my work. Good day.
Personal Log. Entry #1.
I think something is wrong.
Sasha has been acting strange... She told me she was just over worked and burnt out, but she's never missed this much work in a week. Not in all the time I've known her, and apparently not according to Tim, either.
I'm starting to something happened to her after the worm attack, but I dont have any proof.
I don't know...
Christ, who am I kidding... People don't just get replaced, that's preposterous. Besides, I think I'd notice if my only real friend went missing.
I'll have a talk with her when she gets back.
Would You Notice Though?
I- yes, I think I would. I know who I can trust, unlike some people.
Oh That’s Just Low. Even For You Archivist.
Now. If you don't mind. You may enjoy your identity elsewhere. I have work to return to.
May I Enjoy My Identity? Is That Even Possible? Can Something Like Me Enjoy Identity?
You might as well try. I assume you'll be stuck with it for a good while.
A Fair Assumption, Archivist. Though, I Sincerely Hope That Is Not The Case. Do You Enjoy Your Identity? Archivist? Do You Enjoy Who You Are? What You’re Becoming?
I-... Yes. I am who I've always been. I've learned to have some semblance of enjoyment for my sense of self.
That Is Unfortunate. You Will Not Be Who You Are For Long. You Will Change. You Are Changing.
Well- everything- everyone changes over time. I won't She the same forever. But- I know who I am. That's what's important.
You Know Who You Are. But What You Are Is A Different Matter, Archivist.
What I am- I'm- an Archivist. A man(?). Human. I'm not falling for your schemes, Michael.
They Are Not My Schemes, Archivist. :-]. And, Once Again, I’d Advise You To Be Wary Of “Sasha”
Why should I believe anything you say?
Have I Ever Lied To You, Archivist?
Personal Log. Entry #1.
I think something is wrong.
Sasha has been acting strange... She told me she was just over worked and burnt out, but she's never missed this much work in a week. Not in all the time I've known her, and apparently not according to Tim, either.
I'm starting to something happened to her after the worm attack, but I dont have any proof.
I don't know...
Christ, who am I kidding... People don't just get replaced, that's preposterous. Besides, I think I'd notice if my only real friend went missing.
I'll have a talk with her when she gets back.
Would You Notice Though?
I- yes, I think I would. I know who I can trust, unlike some people.
Oh That’s Just Low. Even For You Archivist.
Now. If you don't mind. You may enjoy your identity elsewhere. I have work to return to.
May I Enjoy My Identity? Is That Even Possible? Can Something Like Me Enjoy Identity?
You might as well try. I assume you'll be stuck with it for a good while.
A Fair Assumption, Archivist. Though, I Sincerely Hope That Is Not The Case. Do You Enjoy Your Identity? Archivist? Do You Enjoy Who You Are? What You’re Becoming?
I-... Yes. I am who I've always been. I've learned to have some semblance of enjoyment for my sense of self.
That Is Unfortunate. You Will Not Be Who You Are For Long. You Will Change. You Are Changing.
Well- everything- everyone changes over time. I won't She the same forever. But- I know who I am. That's what's important.
You Know Who You Are. But What You Are Is A Different Matter, Archivist.
What I am- I'm- an Archivist. A man(?). Human. I'm not falling for your schemes, Michael.
They Are Not My Schemes, Archivist. :-]. And, Once Again, I’d Advise You To Be Wary Of “Sasha”
