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[skeptling]

EDITS      ✩     008    /     RE  :  MIKE  WHEELER   +   his  sparkling  personality  pt  2

[michaelwheeler]

honestly i thought there would be more to delete but nah

[michaelwheeler]

[fauxcette]

her  life  had  been  divided  into  a  before  and  an  after,  and  she  would  always  be  comparing  the  two.        [    k.aren  w.heeler  of  s.tranger  things.  written  by  meg,  established  in  2017.    ]

[michaelwheeler]

                        ✩      @datawang​    ,     [  ⋆  ]        /     ❝       why  do  you  always  answer  a  question  with  a  question   ?       ❞

FRESH   MEAT   AMONG   THE   FRESH - MEAT   ,    DATA       [     as  he  likes  to  call  himself    ]    ,    has  proven   meddlesome  ;   incessant.      thus  far   ,    the  boy  had managed  to  jam  the  toe  of  his  nikes  into   the   doorway   of   affairs   concerning   the   remainder   of   the   party     [    without   so   much   as   an  invite    ].   

   ❝         WHY  DO  YOU  ASK  SO  MANY  QUESTIONS   ,     HM   ?         ❞     backpack   straps   bear   the   weight   of   gangling   arms.       the   two   boys   walk   idly  ,   sneakers   scuffing   ‘gainst   the   asphalt   as   they   meander  their  way  back   to   maple   street.       having   attached   himself   to   a   brooding   michael    ,    carefully    placing   the   underside  of   his  shoes   in   the   mold   michael’s     boggy   footsteps    ,    and   gaping     at   him   as   though   he   were   his   own exclusive   shining   night.   worst   of   all   is   his   insistence   on   knowing   everything   about   everything   ;   under   any   other   circumstance   ,   michael   could   appreciate   the   sagacious   curiosity  of   another    ,     but   data   seemed   to   hotfoot   it   all   into   redundancy.     ❝       look    . . .      i  get  it     ,    you’re  new  and  all     ---       but   all   the   crap   you’ve   been   hearing    ?            they’re  just  stories.             you gotta  stop  reading  so  much  into  everything.      ❞  

[heirloombabydoll-deactivated201]

Guerillere Talks (1978), dir. Vivienne Dick

[onlineanarchy-deactivated202010]

[creepish]

would you collect rocks with me. be honest

[michaelwheeler]

                      ✩      @akasakasadd​     [   LOLA   ]     ,     [ ⋆ ]       /     ❝       oh  my  god   ,    i  love  it    !     i’ve  seen  it  five  times  and  it  still  gets  me  every  time.        ❞

     ❝       I  KNOW   ,   RIGHT    ?       ❞        michael   eyes   the  VHS  fondly   as   the   tape   rests   in   the   avid   palms   of   a   near - stranger     ,     no   more   a   vague   classmate     ;    familiar  enough  to  know  her  face     ,     though   not   the   name   that   goes   with   it.      eyes   skim   the   shelves   for   another   film   to   collect   for   the   habitual   friday   night   gathering   within   the   lodgings   of   his   basement.      he  settles  for         A  NIGHTMARE  ON  ELM  STREET  2    ,     tucking the tape under his arm.          ❝        after   i   watched   it    the   first   time     ,    i  couldn’t  shut  up  about  it  for   a  whole  week.        ❞  

   ❝       i  mean    ,    holy  shit    ,     who  would’ve   guessed   that   the   MOM   was   the   killer    ?      it’s  genius.         ❞  

[michaelwheeler]

                       ✩      @curiositiedoor​    ,     [ ⋆ ]       /     ❝      uh    ,     look    ,   since  i   got   you   on   the   phone    ,    let’s   talk   about   your   character    ,    okay   ?        ❞

       A   PAUSE.         [   . . .   ]         harsh  crease  forms  ‘tween  the  brows   , causing  freckles  to  wrinkle.      this   rare   spell   of   diffidence   causes    boymare’s   posture  to   straighten   ;    back   braced  ‘gainst   the   the   wall.       michael   draws   the   phone   from   his   cheek   to   regard   the   handset   with   a   look   of   bewilderment    ,     as   though   the   phone   were   dustin   himself      &      mouths   a   sharp    ,        ‘     what.    ’ 

 [         due   to   anticipated  chagrin    ,      the   soft   pallor   of   his   face   burns  a   stark  red        ].        michael  runs  his  tongue  over  chapped  lips    ,    drawing  the  phone  to  his  mouth  once  more     ,         ❝       what  about   my  character    . . .      ?          ❞  

[michaelwheeler]

                         ✩      @prierdieu​    ,     [  ⋆  ]        /     ❝       first  of  all:    he  wasn’t  gutted.   i  made  it  up.    his   throat   was   slashed.      ❞

     ❝         OKAY     ,     so  you’re  a  liar.      got  it.         ❞     flaxen  equinox  sun  is  just  a  few   minutes  shy  from   the  horizon   ;   the   acute   decline   in   temperature   leaves   a   cool   tinge   to    hawkin’s   autumnal   breath   &    leaves   michael’s   arms   shrouded   in   gooseflesh.        [           she -  wolf  lures  the  pup  by  way  of  morbid  curiosity   ;   she straggles nearby    ,    coaxing  him   with   macabre  tall  tales  and  parading  her  pearly  wool  along  the way.          ]           ❝       and   not   even   a   good   one    ,     at  that.        so  where’s  the  body   ,    then    ?        how   do  i  know   you   didn’t   just   make   the   whole   thing   up   ?        ❞  

[vaememes]

*     SCREAM     FILM     FRANCHISE     PROMPTS   .

SCREAM   :

❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜

❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜

❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜

❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜

❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜

❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜

❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜

❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜

❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜

❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜

❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜

❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜

❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜

❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?  Don’t think so! ❜

❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜

❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜

❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface.  I wanna be in the sequel! ❜

❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜

❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜

❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜

❛ What’s your favorite scary movie?  What comes to mind? ❜

❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜

❛ Tell me something.  Did you really put her liver in the mailbox?  ❜

❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜

SCREAM   2   :    

❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I?  ❜

❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜

❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜

❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜

❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜

❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜

❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜

❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜

❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜

❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜

❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜

❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜

❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜

❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜

❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜

❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜

❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜

❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜

❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜

❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ Is that the best you can do?  ❜

❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto.  ❜

❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜

❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜

SCREAM   3   :

❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜

❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜

❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name].  ❜

❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜

❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜

❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own.  ❜

❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜

❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜

❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜

❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜

❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜

❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜

❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜

❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜

❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜

❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜

❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜

❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜

❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜

❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜

❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜

❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜

SCREAM   4   :

❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜

❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜

❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜

❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜

❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜

❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive.  ❜

❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜

❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜

❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜

❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜

❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜

❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜

❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜

❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜

❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜

❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜

❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜

❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜

❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜

❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the ‘net? ❜

❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜

❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜

❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜

❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜

[doestrangelove]

- oh my god, you’re hopeless.

[troll-star]

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

[robinancy]

favorite character meme → one character: mike wheeler

“Well I call bull on your logic, ‘cause you’re my best friend too.”

[sneakerjuicea]

EDITS      ✩     001     /     RE  :  MIKE  WHEELER  

[denalifoxx-deactivated20220703]

But if I only see you, and I’m a different species than you… then I should be with my species more.