Title.

father of the household.

[michealmores]

Move the fuck aside uncle William is here.

First fucks sake William..

Just watch them OUT. SIDE. Don't let them in the house. Take them to fucking Chipotle or some shit I'll pay you back later.

[vellaofthehall]

Hey, buddy. Get out of our fuCKING GARDEN

NO!

SCATTER!!!!

[weareofthegarden]

WAAAAA-

*[SCATTER SCATTER]*

[michealmores]

OH FUCKING HELL- GET OUT OR ILL GET THE SHOVEL!

[opossumbly-an-opossum]

GRRRGRRBRRGRGHHHHHHHH GRRRR

[michealmores]

AAAAAAAAAA—

[vellaofthehall]

Hey, buddy. Get out of our fuCKING GARDEN

NO!

SCATTER!!!!

[weareofthegarden]

WAAAAA-

*[SCATTER SCATTER]*

[michealmores]

OH FUCKING HELL- GET OUT OR ILL GET THE SHOVEL!

[michealmores]

Michael, Oliver found a cat outside. Could we bring them into the house for now, while we look for an owner?

Mmh..

Fine. Just make sure not to loose them. And we aren't keeping this one.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[sabadoofthehalls]

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

[michealmores]

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?

[michealmores]

WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU LOOK LIKE WET TOILET PAPER.

[michealmores]

*GASP*

[thebranchans]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I SHOVE YOU BOTH IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET

[michealmores]

FINE!

[sabadoofthehalls]

Pussy.

[michealmores]

YOU LITTLE SHIT—

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[sabadoofthehalls]

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

[michealmores]

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?

[michealmores]

WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU LOOK LIKE WET TOILET PAPER.

[michealmores]

*GASP*

[thebranchans]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I SHOVE YOU BOTH IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET

[michealmores]

FINE!

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[sabadoofthehalls]

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

[michealmores]

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?

[michealmores]

WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU LOOK LIKE WET TOILET PAPER.

[michealmores]

*GASP*

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[sabadoofthehalls]

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

[michealmores]

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

[sabadoofthehalls]

YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?

[michealmores]

WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[sabadoofthehalls]

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

[michealmores]

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[sabadoofthehalls]

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

[michealmores]

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[sabadoofthehalls]

How do you have a wife still.

[michealmores]

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[sabadoofthehalls]

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

[michealmores]

Fuck you.

[thebranchans]

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

[michealmores]

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

[michealmores]

Are you going to be coming in this week? You've already missed two days.

- @sabadoofthehalls

Yeah, yeah. I'll come in later tonight, when the day shift leaves.

[sabadoofthehalls]

They left almost two hours ago.

[michealmores]

I'll be there soon. Sign me in.

[michealmores]

Are you going to be coming in this week? You've already missed two days.

- @sabadoofthehalls

Yeah, yeah. I'll come in later tonight, when the day shift leaves.

[michealmores]

Michael?

Yes?

[natashamores]

Could we get a cat?

[michealmores]

Maybe.

[michealmores]

Old man!

Fuck you.

[ask-thealchemist]

Just a joke!

I mean

We're like..the same age right?

[michealmores]

I'd believe so.

[ask-thealchemist]

Yeah!

We're old!

[michealmores]

Ok.