[parliamentrook]

this is the only way I’m drinking wine now

[everthingbutnothingatall]

Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle

[greggaraki]

By the time she was two, Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early thirties: how to take care of herself.

Matilda | 1996 | dir. Danny DeVito

[weloveshortvideos]

i’m dying

[themurderqueen]

[foxxycleopatra]

“Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!”

[sadgalari]

[headlikeanorange]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[animated-disney-gifs]

[hedgewitches]

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[dreadinny]

[stonefieldofdreams]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

[thediyguy-blog]

[nezoid]