whoomp there it is

Currently a UC Davis student. I'm generally confused in life.

[with-practice]

Male thot jobs.

Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

This is the one

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[grandenoirceur-deactivated20220]

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

whom else has an infinite source of untapped rage inside them that they can't direct anywhere

[oshaviolator]

A young rural farmer in the year 4014 romanticizing the clean and physically undemanding lifestyle of a pre-industrial collapse barista.

[michelise]

I only came to this godforsaken website once a month but now that I’ve been furloughed I actually have to start getting use to this new update???

Life Updates:

-Got into medical school

-Had 6 MD interviews -> 5 attended -> 4 waitlists (we don’t talk about this)

-I’m moving to the midwest, and I get to figure out how to do a cross country move on a lockdown

-My diet for the past two weeks has been white claw and cheese its

[bryanrl]

A visual representation of the US's new unemployment claims over the years, for better context of the past month.

[citreens]

we're truly living in another universe rn

[mac-mcdonald]

[benadwyl]

catch me with my sick ass nocturnal baby that goes to raves and lives in the woods

[papasmoke]

Hello reddit, my(47) idiot wife(19) thinks it’s a bad idea to turn our entire house into a toxic waste dump, how do I convince her she’s wrong?

[papasmoke]

[inabasket]

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

[inabasket]

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[michelise]

extremely busy hot girl summer:

- got a job in the city after applying for 30+ jobs

- submitted secondaries for 59 medical schools

- attended 1 medical school interview ! ! !

- found a new place in the city to be closer to my job and to leave suburbia hell

stay tuned for hot girl fall

[exac]

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama