[monica-geller]

[mrbulian]

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

[fallontonight]

Jimmy and Justin Timberlake sing a medley of hip hop classics in History of Rap 6! 

[chinoking]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

[michellemaybell]

A poem about my life.

My stress level is so high, I would just like to cry.

[weloveshortvideos]

Ol girl smooth forgot she was at work…

[michellemaybell]

Seriously laughed so hard #shesgettinit

[chibierinx3]

[glassbonespaperskin]

what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

[michellemaybell]

.

[movie-addicted]

[officialunitedstates]

how am I supposed to follow the law in these grand theft auto games if they don’t even give me a turn signal button

[michellemaybell]

Me playing videogames

[cringing]

i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me

[jamesbadgedale]

[jamturnitupbykimk-deactivated20]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

[jamiesclaytons]

if you prefer pancakes over waffles ur probably lying 2 urself

[octopussoir-]

[michellemaybell]

Worst movie. Best ending ever.