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Hey, I'm Mitch. He/him/his. Queer polyam sex positive transmasc guy located in the Twin Cities, MN, USA. Technical theatre, activism, DnD, shitposts, and whatever else I want to share.

[personinthepalace]

one of the many reasons I wish I could see regents park's production of legally blonde the musical: warner gets a perm during scene of the crime

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

[alittleoptimistic]

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

[shencomix]

I’m mature now.

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[xero0-deactivated20230118]

lmfao

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

If it impresses your target then it doesn’t matter what scholars/teacher think

[daveys-snake-facts]

The events of Mary Poppins took place just 11 years after the Newsboy Strike of 1899™, and I now refuse to believe that Mary Poppins herself didn’t see all that crap go down and nearly float down from the sky to give those boys a piece of her mind.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Y'all laugh at pretty much any blurry image with dumb text

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Fresh example

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Sometimes all you need to do is label the image and make it blurry

[lost--euphoria]

I hate that I laughed at both

[snorlax-and-co]

[softpatrick]

[bencookingasnack-deactivated202]

why sing one part of a broadway song mediocrely when you can try to sing six parts at the same time and sound like a dying walrus??

[president-william-mckinley]

Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Mufasa and i’ll be singing Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes by Fall Out Boy.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““There’s a hot lesbian coming to destroy the world but nobody will believe me!””

— Our divination wizard, drowning his sorrows at the tavern on doomsday.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Can I use its body as firewood?”

— Lia the Elf Rouge after killing a tree monster

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Can I walk?

Context: I’m running a home brew where all my players have lost their past lives (modifiers, class, proficiencies, items, memories etc.) except for their names and races. They all wake up in individual inn rooms with no clue as to what’s happened.

Half-fae called Therielle: Can I walk? Do I remember how to walk?

DM (me): You know what roll for it. Roll to walk.

*Rolls Nat 1*

DM: No, no you can’t walk.

She then proceeded to roll for the ability to walk every time it’s her turn.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Jester: I seduce them! Dm: the mice?? Jester: sure why not

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I hug the pile of rocks and tell it I’m sorry!”

— Our Bard after accidentally destroying a stone golem

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“We’re going to open the Kardashian Door”

— our half elf wizard pointing to the north west door

[michthefish37]

Punks respect pronouns

[silvermarmoset]

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

[6qubed]

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

[6qubed]

since someone asked

[jemthecrystalgem]

Frick thank you so much

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

THE MACHINE

[marcholasmoth]

I AM THE MACHINE

[dee-the-red-witch]

LONG LIVE THE MACHINE