Spy X Heavy HCs? (There's almost nothing about them ;'() about Spy being super fancy yet cozy and realizes Heavy is also somewhat fancy and cozy (having a lot of books around his quarters, liking to talk about literature and being a big yet gentle guy)
Spoovy is so dear to me actually. Genuinely one of my favourite ships in tf2 (especially if you exclude most of the Scout ships lol). I agree with everything you said too, those two are honestly not that different at all
You know all those insults Spy throws at Heavy about being fat? Maybe it's my multishipper mind or maybe I'm just coping but I like to think that Spy actually really likes Heavy's size and finds it attractive, and that's precisely why he insults it - because he doesn't want to admit it so he cranks up on outwardly showing the opposite
Spy loves hearing Heavy speak in Russian. No, he doesn't understand it much, but h e c k he can just tell that Heavy is so much more comfortable speaking in his native tongue and that alone make him sounds so much smarter and fancier than in English and it's attractive to Spy
what Spy also finds attractive in Heavy is that he's strong, sure, but he's also smart. Spy's used to strong guys being just that, all muscles and no brains. But Heavy is smart. And deep down Spy knows Heavy could kill him with his bare hands if he wanted to
anyways, that aside, Spy is nevertheless a confident and dominant person and that shows in this relationship a lot of the time. Every now and then Heavy does want to switch roles from being the protector to being the protected, adored one and Spy delivers. Heavy loves when Spy straddles him while he's lying down and touches him all over, kisses him, and does not let him leave so easily
Heavy is the more embarassed one about falling for the other, believe it or not. Normally with pretty much anyone else Heavy's wouldn't be embarassed about his feelings, he's too old for this. But Spy? Really? The French always whining tiny guy who also just so happens to be the main class that kills him during matches? Spy who pretends he's all suave and fancy but in actuality throws around the most immature insults? Jesus... he could do so much better
No matter how in love those two become, Spy never gets to understanding how Heavy can be so obsessed with his guns. Like, to the point of making Sasha "sleep" in an actual bed?? Heavy on the other hand doesn't understand how Spy doesn't get it.
