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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom.

Me: that's WILD. These bathrooms aren't up to spec for penguins even overnight

Scientist: ...how would you know that

Me, realizing I'm about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night:

jetix

‘やるんか？やるんかっ!?’ (You gonna fight? You gonna fight!?) Needle felt art by Chachakinana, 2025

hollowedskin

NEEDLE FELTING?????

himedanshihozier-moved-deactiva

i still think about this twitter exchange every time i hear this song btw

phantomrose96

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

inbabylontheywept

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

pocket-dictionary

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight

gingerhastoomanyobsessions

(wakes up in a cold sweat) ga, ga, goncharov, member of the russian mob

ostentenacity

there was a man who did so much crime

ga ga goncharov, italy’s most famous slav

he really thought he had enough time

godzilla-reads

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, book covers

ebookporn

charlesoberonn

"Your case looks like a 45-minute episode. We're in for an 8-hour Scandinavian miniseries."

imsobadatnicknames2

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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There’s also bones.

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“Well how much bones.” I can assure you a comical amount. You’d think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount

memingursa-deactivated20250625

This is just like. A couple of pictures off google. i’ve been there. There’s piles of bones they haven’t been through.

memingursa-deactivated20250625

Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and it’s decorated like this. There’s bone piles and shit that hasn’t even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.

imsobadatnicknames2

Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)

And like yeah but like. None of them look like a stereotypical evil dungeon in an RPG as the Paris catacombs. It's not just that it has a lot of tunnels under it it's that it has a lot of Dark Souls looking ass tunnels under it.