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@micro-masta-blog
[some good tags tho]
[do you ever regret making a post]
You hear baby cries.
“I do hear baby cries... Sounds like a big problem.”Bad experiences with the amount of drool the things produce had left him fairly wary around them. When he’d been small, he’d almost drowned a pool of the stuff.“Whoever’s baby that is, I don’t want any trouble, honest!”
nccdlecbsessed:
The boy sighed in relief. He was glad that he hadn’t just scared off a customer by accident. His father wouldn’t have been happy with him at all…that, and he just felt it’d be better to keep on this ant’s good side. Most ants around were kinda small, but not this one, so that had to mean something. He nodded, smiling a small smile.
“Thank you so much, man, I really am grateful you allowed me to take that back…and I’m glad you forgave me, too.”
He wanted to reassure his customer that the burgers were good, but he couldn’t seem to put the right words together in his mind. If only his entire childhood hadn’t ruined burgers for him…
“Well, uh, I’m glad you chose to try your first burger here, they’re- I mean, burgers aren’t personally my favorite thing, but still, if I wanted a burger, I’d get it here!”
“No thanks necessary my fine, afro’d friend. We all have bad days, but the things we do in anger do not make up our personality as a whole.”
He smiles down at the kid, arms crossing. Guru wasn’t one to let first impressions ruin things, especially not his first burger. Plus, he worried this kid might be being watched - maybe a security camera or something, waiting for him to mess up to fire him for losing a potential customer. Being the saint that he was, the lord, he couldn’t cost this kid his job!
“Oh? Well, what would you recommend I get? I’ve probably got enough for another meal...” He was sure Parappa wouldn’t mind him borrowing his allowance this week - it was a special occasion after all.
buggyguru:
“Was about to ask you the same thing…”
Eyes lidded and relaxed once more, Guru continued to look over this strange double. He couldn’t say he was exactly frightened - more just confused, and looking for answers as to why and how this could occur.
Crossing both sets of arms, he leaned back, a calm smirk present on his face as usual. The compliment from the other left a soft pink upon his violet cheeks.
“This IS weird, though.”
It certainly was weird, but... Well, Parappa Town wasn’t exactly free of odd occurrences. Especially with that noodle thing that had happened recently, and the whole ‘growth ray’ thing.
“Stranger things have happened, this is just another new food on the plate we call life. But, y’know. A foreign food, with some strange, spicy dressing.”
All four hands raised, a quartet of finger guns. “Cause things are gettin’ hot in here~”
i made this a while ago but i didn’t have anywhere to post it until i made this blog
For a moment, he looked around. Everything seemed to be misplaced-he couldn’t find any of the pieces of paper he usually wrote orders onto. He quickly pulled a napkin out from under the counter and wrote the ant’s order on it, then turned and handed it to the nearest kitchen worker, not saying a word. He then turned again, putting one of his elbows down on the counter.
“Alrighty, sir, that’ll be coming right up! But, uh, I really am sorry about that first thing I said. I didn’t get much sleep last night, I’m not really thinking straight.”
He then realized that he hadn’t really seen the ant before in the restaurant. Sure, he didn’t have the greatest of memories, and many of the people that went in and out he found a little strange, but there was just something about this ant that he felt he would’ve remembered if he’d seen him before.
“Oh, uh, this is your first time here, too, isn’t it? That- my goodness, I really am sorry, then, this really isn’t the norm for this restaurant, it’s usually much better than this!”
Guru appreciates the kid’s change of heart, a smile replacing his frown. It wasn’t every day a cashier changed their demeanor that quickly. Or, as far as Guru Ant had experienced. With... with one other cashier.
“Nah, I understand. Everyone makes mistakes, even, unbelievably, me. You were big about it though, and you apologized - so all is forgiven.” He couldn’t stay mad at someone for being grumpy, especially considering what he’d heard about this place. Something about some noodle epidemic? He was glad he’d still been ant sized during that. Besides, he’d already had his own noodle epidemic at Parappa’s place, after he won that stupid contest.
“I’ll take your word for it - I’ve heard bad things, but I’ve also heard good. The good, being the burgers. This’ll be my first time trying a burger of any kind, so I’m starting out with the biggest I can get.”
[making an awful joke]
[realising said joke was awful]
[realizing you cannot undo what you have done]
@micro-masta sought wisdom from the lord
His eyes wide for a second, Guru stared at the double. Had Parappa’s father cloned him without his knowledge?
Shaking his head for a moment, he attempted to calm himself down, especially if this being was his double. He’d heard of doppelgangers before, perhaps this was the case. Still, it confused him, as he stepped closer to examine.
“My oh my…Hello, handsome.”
Guru knew something had felt odd about today. He’d woken up late, only to find his daily routine already completed, his breakfast eaten, and his hat missing. He’d assumed Parappa was pranking him or something, but... This had been the last thing he’d expected. Still, it wasn’t exactly a bad thing, especially considering the first thing his double did was compliment him.
“Hello yourself... What brings such a good looking ant to my part of the neighborhood?”
@micro-masta
Half-asleep and a bit dazed, the boy looked past the other and, without really thinking, he welcomed the other.
“Welcome to…here. Ehh…yeah. Burgers or whatever. Do you need somethin’, or what?”
The boy then actually looked at the potential customer, then quickly adjusted himself, laughing awkwardly. For some reason, he just felt like he had to do so…it probably had something to do with the poster of his father on the wall, just staring at him. From the corner of his eye, it seemed like his father in the picture actually shook his head in disapproval, which made the boy a bit nervous.
“No, no, uh, disregard that, uhh…lemme just start that over: welcome to Beard Burgers, can I getcha anything?”
Well, this was not what Guru Ant had expected when Parappa had told him about fast food joints. Especially considering this place’s burgers were apparently a Parappa town tradition! Still, Guru was a kind ant. He’d let the first part slide, considering the second was so much more welcoming.
He crosses one pair of arms, using the other to adopt a thoughtful pose - a wise pose, as he looked over the menu. “Since you asked so nicely, I’ll have... The Bushy Beard Combo. Extra fries, extra large drink, and make the burger big.”
[i gotta make up menu items]
parcppa
“Okay, well, how does a normal ant open up a plastic bag?”
“Did you know, that ants can carry up to five thousand times their own weight? With all that strength working together, anything is possible.”
parcppa replied to your post
it happened to me too??? but it doesn’t reblog anything so I would just ignore it
[honestly if it reblogs my promo i’ll probably get like a billion personals following me]
1v1 me in the aNT PIT
“Sorry, but I don’t think you’re-” FLEXES“Big enough to take me on.”
[why did?? tumblr’s cheezbot like my promo?]
Gives the ant some nOODLES
“No... anything but noodles...”Just about everyone in Parappa Town was sick to death of noodles, but Guru Ant?Try living off noodles when you’re not even an inch tall. It was a wonder he’d stuck around for as long as he did.
Just. Gives the ant a sugar cube.
“Why, thank you, shades orb.”He’s pocketed it. He pocketed a sugar cube.