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ah yes my favourite trope

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

sambuchito

si hay algo que no hacen los latinos es olvidar

sambuchito

the paraguayan urge to funar famosos 😭😭🙏

sistertaxon

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

neurotypical-karen

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

selfmaderibcageman

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

bish0ps

televisionenjoyer

ARGENTINA Y ORGULLOSA DE SERLO 🇦🇷

televisionenjoyer

DE LA ARGENTINA DE NI UNA MENOS, DEL ABORTO LEGAL, DE LA ARGENTINA PIONERA EN LA REGIÓN EN CUESTIONES DE SEXUALIDAD Y GÉNERO, DE LA ARGENTINA DE LOS INDÍGENAS Y DE LOS INMIGRANTES, DE LA ARGENTINA CON LA POLÍTICA MIGRATORIA DE QUE CUALQUIERA PUEDE SER ARGENTINO SI LO DESEA. DE LA ARGENTINA DE SAN MARTÍN, DE BELGRANO, DE MARÍA REMEDIOS DEL VALLE. DE LA ARGENTINA QUE SALE A LA CALLE ANTE LA MENOR INJUSTICIA, DE LA ARGENTINA QUE ECHÓ A LOS MILICOS. NUNCA ME VOY A AVERGONZAR DE VOS ARGENTINA NUNCA