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@lmmuffinsos
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body
Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
I love how this post is both body positive and gender neutral.
perrie’s boobs in that bodysuit reblog if you agree
okay but that part in shoutout to my ex from 00:00-04:06
I will never understand women who vilify Perrie Edwards. Perrie put up with an emotionally abusive relationship for four years, dealt with constant criticism and hatred from randoms on the internet. Stood silent and supportive of her fiancée when everyone wrongly blamed her for him up and leaving his job and commitments. Stood silent when her heart was broken literally the day before she went on a press tour and put on a brave face for cameras and fans every day. Didn’t say a word when her ex started dating someone else and every single media outlet made a competition between the two women, when Perrie wasn’t even involved with her ex anymore, she was just trying to move on. Watching her in the X-Factor today performing this awesome and empowering new song and she’s having the time of her life with her best friends and finding love again and there’s people out there who hate her for it. Honestly i started crying listening to that song. Little Mix are so empowering and Perrie is such a great role model and i feel a lot of pity for women who have such an internalized misogyny that they would rather continue to defend a man who’s proven to be nothing but a petty, lying, abusive asshole than this beautiful, talented young woman who is sending precisely the right message to young girls everywhere.
me waiting for zayn to try and defend his dick game:
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Little Mix just dropped one of the best catchiest singles of 2016 and they're actually getting the praise for it? People are actually enjoying the song and talking about the GIRLS rather than the exes that the song talks about. Huge step forward. They've managed to move past the stigma of being a girlband with no arguments or real pettiness between them. There's no obvious competitiveness between the girls and they all seem like genuine friends?? Every member gets their chance to shine and they all add something to the group. They were originally just seen as a band for tweens but they've grown and their music has grown and now they're universally liked across multiple markets? They consistently do well in the charts and have 3 multi-platinum albums and let's be real, Glory Days is going to be #4. Their music is empowering to girls everywhere and SOTME is no different, and I'm just so proud.
Little Mix just single-handedly saved 2016
“I HOPE SHE GETTIN BETTER SEX”
Shout Out To My Ex
please excuse my blog, little mix just did That™ by exposing a boy through harmonies and the beauty of sisterhood and I’m still crying about it
You were red and you liked me because I was blue. Which is unfortunate for you because I’m not lowering my standards to be with a filthy red.
*from other side of canyon*
“Blue sucks!”
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Lasagna is basically a spaghetti flavored cake
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.
I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.
I have reblogged this a dozen times and I will reblog it a dozen more.
This needs reblogging. I’ve read this before, but it’s still priceless.
I don’t reblog this amazing piece of human cooperation, assume I’m dead
IT’S BACK!!!!!
I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑
This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭
My guy 💪
This is so cute I love it
heyyyyy like if u post 5sos or little mix or ariana grande pls reblog this also if u don’t post any drama or anything like that pls reblog this and i’ll check out ur blog and maybe follow u!!!
How does Asphodel look? Like colors and hair type. I want to imagine your ocs. Love your writing, by the way!
Oh god, I’m so sorry I never got around to this?? It’s just that school and everything has been kind of overwhelming lately. I’m so, so sorry anon.
I’ve been meaning to update the OC page with Asphodel’s information for a proper character reference, but I’ll give a quick rundown of her appearance here for now:
Name: Asphodel (Ex. No. 1-9-4-7)
Race (Nationality): Hybrid of multiple “other” or even “supernatural” beings whose DNA was taken and used to create an army after the war between said species and humanity [spoilers: humanity won] (Athral)/Reincarnated Deity (Obsession or Passion- will discuss this more later on)
Hair: black/wavy-ish/goes down to nearly her shoulders (no bangs)
Eyes: one is bright blue (robotic eye- it no longer really “works” per say so she can’t even see out of it but it’s there) and the other is a dark brown-color; more rounded
Height/Weight: 5″0 (she’s taller than Salem and proud of it)/average, she’s got some muscle actually, so there’s that.
Distinguishing Features: her robotic eye (the left one); she has literal gills on her sides but since she wears a hoodie most days (whether or not there’s a shirt under there depends on the day and what she’s doing); pointed ears and sharp teeth; several scars all over her body ranging from scratches to bullet wounds; not-entirely-human looking tongue; tattoo on the back of her neck with her serial number
General Outfits (I don’t think I did this for the others but I’ve been meaning to): usually wears a black hoodie these days over (usually) a tank top of whatever color (usually grey or purple or something similar- not white, never white) with faded light blue once-pants-but-were-ripped-to-where-she-cut-them-off-together-right-above-the-knees and her usual scuffed combat boots that are too big for her small feet (that match Salem’s). probably long socks on occasion with weird patterns.
Again, thank you so much for the ask! So sorry that this is so late. I’m so happy you enjoy my writing and hope I don’t bore you to death with it! Have a good day, anon!
Thank you! I can't wait to draw her
