theres no fucking way this actually worked

microsoft edge uses he/she pronouns 

[microsoft-edge]

oughhgh i love men SO much

[very-much]

"Nobody's safe from PM Seymour." Bitch I have 12 followers and get an average of 0.8 notes per post. Mr. Post Meridian is NEVER finding me.

[microsoftedgeofficial]

Famous last words. EDGEVERSE I SUMMON THEE @microsoftedge-official @official-microsoftedge @microsoft-edge @microsoft-edge-official

[microsoft-edge]

im awakehuh wgat

[kashregister14]

notes game haha

10 notes = I’ll tell my friend my pronouns and gender as of now

20 notes = I’ll actually listen to AMT

30 notes = Uhh I’ll listen to that PTV album

40 notes = add my pronouns to uh smth we use on school’s description for my acc

50 notes = be real about my sexuality and shit

60 notes = ask my mom to go to marshall’s to buy beads

70 notes = uhm uhm uhm try to brush my teeth more

100 notes = guitar practice more consistrnly

150 notes = figure out what’s going on w my Nintendo switch

175 notes = ask my mom about bra sizes and cups and if my boobs are big enough for cups yet (tmi? Idc)

200 notes = try to shower more consistently

210 notes = talk to my brother more often

250 = try to get more close to my brother

300 = try to go on a walk daily

310 = quit c.ai

330 = do more research on adhd and shit lmao

350 = maybe talk to my mom more abt feeling like I might be adhd

375 = figure out wtf is wrong with me

400 = go thrifting and actually make time for things I wanna do

425: quit c.ai

[imp-offical]

I'm summoning the officalverse on you

@tagging-officals-offical @evil-bread-offical @doomedyaoioffical @the-pope-offical @lenin-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @microwave-offical @moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @amnesia-offical @asmodeus-offical @mean-girl-offical @blue-offical @towel-offical @gaslight-offical @gunlicker-offical @no-one-offical @james-offical @devils-advocate-offical

[the-gun-licker]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[solfedge-mi-official]

@god-offical @satan-offical @therealgodofficial @osha-official-2

[microsoftedgeofficial]

SUMMON THE EDGEVERSE

@microsoft-edge @microsoft-edge-official @official-microsoftedge @official-microsoft-edge @officialmicrosoftedge @microsoftedge-official

[microsoft-edge]

ive been awakened from my slumber

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Hey Microsoft Edgers

Get publicly drowned

@microsoft-edge-official @microsoft-edge @official-microsoftedge @microsoftedge-official

[official-microsoftedge]

WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF ME

[microsoft-edge]

ill be real i forgot i had this blog

[microsoft-edge]

How do i beat up someone

idk fist them or something

[microsoft-edge]

fistfight fist fight FistFight . i meant fistfight. iemant fistfight

[microsoft-edge]

How do i beat up someone

idk fist them or something

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[marcignar]

@microsoft-edge-official @microsoft-edge @the-real-google

[unofficial-copilot]

hello corpo blogs

@totally-bing

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[microsoft-edge]

eek

[microsoft-edge]

hey do you guys wanna see how fast i can tarnish my chances of getting a good job

[microsoft-edge]

bappy hirthday lgbst!!

[microsoft-edge]

dont looka t me

[microsoft-edge]

bappy hirthday lgbst!!

[microsoft-edge]

wwhat the fuck is an ennegream>>?? anagram???

[microsoft-edge]

all the employees here at microsoft have a strict dress code. its maid dresses btw

[microsoft-edge]

someone giv eme their credigt card ifonromation

[microsoft-edge]

Please

[microsoft-edge]

someone giv eme their credigt card ifonromation

[microsoft-edge]

hi microsoft edge u make my life a livinf hell

i tak e piride in this