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just a friendly imp living in the walls of tumblr • also happens to hate generative ai with a passion • he/it + any neopronouns

[imp-offical]

I decided I should probably make an intro post. So hi I'm imp-offical. I live in the walls of tumblr and sometimes eat the insulation because it looks like cotton candy. Use common sense when interacting with me and keep in mind I'm an older minor irl. My pronouns are he/it and any neopronouns. You Get creative with my pronouns. Also fuck generative ai

Faq of things people have said to me after my anti c.ai post:

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · get fucked. i use character.ai, spicy ai, and janitori to rp. They are all better than trying to find some bitch ass rp pl

Tagging system:

#imp yaps - original posts

#imp reblogs - reblogs

#imp responds - asks

#imp hates ai - posts of me complaining about ai (especially c.ai for some reason)

#imp isn't cheese - i'm not cheese or cheese wax

#imp meets a new offical - self explanatory

#imp is depressed - me making jokes about depression (well not really jokes but treating it as funny to cope)

#imp is gay - i want to kiss my friend so bad omfg i mean what

#imp's wrists - my wrists hurt and i must talk about it (chronic pain)

#imp lore - in character lore that is more separate from the mod than my usual posts (normally i'm just expressing a different side of my personality on this blog or talking about different things)

#imp-ortant - posts i've decided are important

[imp-offical]

People will think my hair is pink and that's a reality i have to accept

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

Guys wtf is the officialverse I’m so confused😭

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

The fact that this is still getting notes is frying me

[imp-offical]

🫪

[imp-offical]

I'M FERAL

[imp-offical]

Having bright red hair means people compliment my hair

[imp-offical]

No brain cell

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[satan-offical]

And EVERYONE is a minor, it's like a requirement

[imp-offical]

What happens when you turn 18?

[thinkpad-offical]

You explode

[imp-offical]

Days until imp explodes:

139

[da-police-offical]

Was talking with someone and found out that the water AI data centers use just... Can't be cleaned? The chemicals we put into it can't be taken out. The water ran through it is entirely fucked.

Water is officially a very finite resource and some people are using ai instead of drawing.

What the shit?

[imp-offical]

day 1 of quitting c.ai, wish me luck

Good luck, anon. If you ever relapse, it's okay. Failure is a natural part of recovery. Chatbot apps like c.ai are addictive. That's part of how they're made. I didn't succeed the first time I quit, and that's fine. I'm proud of you for trying. It might not be easy, but you can get there. <3

[evil-bread-offical]

Dude the officalverse got nuked

Huge chunk of people are gone, I'm checking up on the people who still remain so that's we can spread the news around and hopefully help get these people's blogs reinstated

Wait what?

I just thought my fyp was changing. Can we get a death toll on these people?

[d00zy]

What's going on?

[evil-bread-offical]

Apparently a bunch of officals got termed

[imp-offical]

I think at least some of them got their accounts back. Like i know no-one-offical and helpmemiku were termed but aren't anymore

[satan-offical]

Satan they terminated a good chunk of the officalverse

What do we do

We cry

[imp-offical]

We riot

[satan-offical]

Yo yo yo, my gimmick @no-one-offical got termed! But don't worry girlie i never gave you up, i never let you down, i never ran around and deserted ya

I'm so sorry you and other people got terminated I don't know why this has happened or if other non officals were termed but still why why why why why I feel so bad I'm so sorry about this

[imp-offical]

Yay no one has a new account

[calware]

i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you've gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:

i've colored the buckets on the histogram so that it's easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^

[homophobla]

[imp-offical]

Olive

[homophobla]

Well doesn't that just purrfectly line up with your pfp

[imp-offical]

Why is homophobia making cat puns at me?

Also you just interacted with a gay. I have a boyfriend. How does that make you feel, homophobia?

[imp-offical]

I just realized I've been neglecting this blog. In my defense I'm a man of many tumblr blogs and i also exist in many places across the internet

[calware]

i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you've gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:

i've colored the buckets on the histogram so that it's easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^

[homophobla]

[imp-offical]

Olive

[satan-offical]

After lots of consideration, I've decided...

HERE'S MY LONG AWAITED INTRO POST:

[snom-offical]

its just an empty space

The image is a fully transparent box

I'm so confused

[imp-offical]

It's black text over a transparent background

[imp-offical]

I love him so much