I lick guns @the-gun-licker - Tumblr Blog

Therapist: So, your parents think you're a liar?

Me: Not quite, it's more that they just don't trust me to be right.

Therapist: That's... that's worse.

nongunktional

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

nongunktional

tautological wordle answer

nongunktional

minovskyy

posts that make you open wordle

minovskyy

chryza

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Yall mad XD

I believe in the death penalty but only for financial crimes committed by billionaires and multimillionaires. Embezzlement is fine if you’re in middle management and you take like $40k but execution by firing squad for everyone with a net worth above $3 mill

the-gun-licker

"I have so much money I could take it all out in cash right this second and it will carry me until I die but that is not enough, I need to fucking steal the pensions of my employees"

phantomrose96

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

pendragyn

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

triflesandparsnips

Reblog if your ask box is open.

the-gun-licker

Man I hate being more autustic than my dad. The other day we were discussing how my work schedule got sent out, and I said "They send me a text with the schedule, I screenshot it, and then I send it to you" and I shit you not the next words out of his mouth were "So they screenshot the schedule and send it to you and you forward the screenshot to us?"

NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID. IF YOU WOULD LISTEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT

the-gun-licker

Neurotypicals: Autistics are impossible to communicate with! They never get the point across right!

Neuroduvergents: I literally say exactly what I mean with zero hidden messages

Neurotypicals: *Have literally never once considered taking what is said at face value*

Man I hate being more autustic than my dad. The other day we were discussing how my work schedule got sent out, and I said "They send me a text with the schedule, I screenshot it, and then I send it to you" and I shit you not the next words out of his mouth were "So they screenshot the schedule and send it to you and you forward the screenshot to us?"

NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID. IF YOU WOULD LISTEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

hallow-xd

as a trans girl, i think we should kill transandrophobes. they make me so angry. we should be protecting our brothers, not bullying them. this shit doesn't help anyone except for the people who want us divided.

123gocat

as a trans guy, i think we should eliminate transmisogynists as well!! LOVE YOU TRANS SISTERRSS!! 💖💖 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ we should all love each other and be happy . DONT YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU INTERSEX AND NONBINARY FOLK!!!!!! 💝💝💝💝

the-gun-licker

Everyone from agender and pangender, you are all accepted also

parakeet

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

the-gun-licker

I was once a tomadochi, and was released to take revenge on my owner who abandoned me.

captain-price-returns

quasi-normalcy

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

graham-folger

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

quasi-normalcy

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

the-gun-licker

The Ottomen could have taken me in the fourteenth century ~<3

godkissedme

It’s unfortunate that you do actually have to make use of your weekdays unless your long-term plan is becoming a local eccentric

the-gun-licker

So if my long-term plan is to be the local eccentric, I don't have to make use of my weekdays? What good news!

zeta-finnish

24

the-gun-licker

You know what's funnier than 24?

25

22 remain...

20 actually

wrong

Check again

wrong again

It will be 20 eventually

zeta-finnish

it's actually in the negatives now

the-gun-licker

Yessss

zeta-finnish

Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaça Vodka, Sake kamikaze with a handle of sherry a Cherry brandy with a Jaeger chaser champagne float A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness Tequila, manhattan, a margarita, old fashioned Dry vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed

have some lyrics, yes, these are lyrics.

the-gun-licker

The wine, the beer, the whiskey

Are the only things that get me

I'm not saying it's a problem,

I could stop it if I wanna

But the wine, the beer, the whiskey

They always get me

[Some other lyrics]