abhorrent creature

22 - he/him, it/ts - alley cat turned terminal geek

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Time to get your shot Tom-cat, don't make me crate you.

you are a fool if you think you are getting me anywhere near a needle without coming away with some scratches....

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I wish tumblr let you add videos to reblogs. (video definitely completely unrelated to previous post)

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Some cat boy shit, getting put in a cone so you can't avoid your t-gel.

Meowing "like a girl kitty" and getting sprayed with water

yesyesYES!! you get it!!! like, "you may be doing this for my own good but I am too spiteful a creature to let you do anything without at least some resistance" it's never gonna be simple obedience - either you deal with my pushback or you annoy me into/out of doing something!!

immovable object meets unstoppable force

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so valid brat is life

anyway *wraps you up in a straight jacket like how vets wrap cats in blankets to restrain them and rubs the t gel on you real slow like while holding you down*

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yay NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! letmeoutletmeoutletmeOUTTT!!!!!!!!!!*practically purring*

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Some cat boy shit, getting put in a cone so you can't avoid your t-gel.

Meowing "like a girl kitty" and getting sprayed with water

yesyesYES!! you get it!!! like, "you may be doing this for my own good but I am too spiteful a creature to let you do anything without at least some resistance" it's never gonna be simple obedience - either you deal with my pushback or you annoy me into/out of doing something!!

immovable object meets unstoppable force

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love love love how much there is going on in forcemasc/mlm puppy/mutt posting even if a lot of it is not quite for me

however ! where are the catboys?? my fellow alley cats and spoiled-rotten kittens? cautious and slow to trust, most comfortable under the guise of being the one in control, only to disarm and melt so so quickly before the affections of the one they trust.... acting all put-together and defiant until you put a collar with a little bell on him which he will say he hates only to keep wearing it, getting flustered every time he can hear it ringing with his movements in a way he gets addicted to way too quickly....

I hope this makes any sense, it is way too late to be up posting but I've had this thought in my head for a while... meow.....

((also, posting on the blog I made and never used for anything to keep out of sight of my rl friends.....))