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Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay, please feel free to jump in my ask box, it's warm there.

[microwave-magician]

-MOVED TO @microwavetoaster-selfships

Hi, my name is Kane! My main is @microwavedfishsticks

I have yet to make a carrd/strawpage, but when I do I will post it here, and make a post announcing that I did!

I have a few other selfship blogs, and if you would like them then totally feel free to ask, but please I prefer if you ask privately through DMs or send an un-anonymous ask so I can respond privately, I like to keep them all separated(partly from shyness, and partly from feeling bad if I ask people to keep up with several blogs of mine. It's a long story why I wanna make a blog every time I get a new F/O from a different fandom).

Anywho!! Here, I'll only be talking about John Reid, aka the Lone Ranger, specifically from the 2013 movie, called, you guessed it, The Lone Ranger. I don't think I'm comfortable with sharing or ships involving him, I normally never am.

I would love to make some friends/mutuals, regaurdless of if we know the same fandom or not, so 100% feel free to shoot me an ask or DM or ask me for my discord!!

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My tag system as of now:

☆Travel Photos☆: Will be used for aesthetic or moodboard sorts of pictures that I like that remind me of him or things about us. Essentially like a pinterest board almost!

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As I said before, my name is Kane, and my pronouns are he/him and it/its, and I am 18(Dec 19th). I am a pan trans man who does not intend on medically transitioning♡

Some things about me: I love to talk, I love all sorts of videogames ranging from Cooking Mama to Pokemon to first person shooter games, I love to decorate, I like to write and draw and I also do poems, and my favorite color is purple(I would use it more if the Tumblr one wasn't hard to see against post backgrounds..) but I also really love orange. I have a button collection and I like to make bracelets. I also use tone indicators! I also love to answer questions, and so I end up doing a lottt of ask games hehe.

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I normally have a bad habit of trying to limit myself when I am blogging, so I will be trying to not hold myself back here this time and ramble as I please♡

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My F/Os are very real to me, I highly suspect that I am fictoromantic, so if I ever say anything along the lines of boyfriend/partner/etc., do please know I am referring to my romantic F/O!! As I do not have, nor want, an irl partner at all, or intend on really getting one haha.

Call me what you want, but for the sake of my comfort please DNI if you reblog or heavily engage in doubles who share my F/Os. If that upsets you, then all the more reason to DNI. Regaurdless of how 'silly' it sounds it really upsets me.

[microwave-magician]

I lost my plushie for several days now and I have like flipped my entire bed and bedframe upside down trying to look for it cause it normally never leaves my bed and I swear if I found out that I left that thing at school I am going to take a very long time to forgive myself

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yes, go make that music playlist for you and your f/o!! what’s stopping you from doing so >_<?

[microwave-magician]

What would your ideal date with john be?

Ohmigosh hi anon!!! Waugh thank you so so much for the ask!!! I don't know if people know since this is a fresh blog, but I love lovee getting asks, nonetheless getting asked questions, hehe! But this is so sweet thank you so much for asking! And giving me this to think about now😊🥰

Hmmm... picking an ideal date from the wild west days can be tricky, mostly cause.. there's only so much out there to do! I already really enjoy just being able to get away from everything with him and enjoy not having to worry about the weight of the world and others thoughts on me so much.. even if depending where you are out in the southwest depends on how much greenery you may come across, it's always really nice whenever we come across some acres of trees to go through. Plus, I really love flowers and it is always such a pretty sight to me getting to see some. I always giggle at his reaction when I stuff some into his hands and he gets a bit flustered and doesn't know how to react for a moment! And I always really enjoy laying back and looking at the stars with him.. even if most of it is just me looking at the stars and him listening to me run my mouth.

Truthfully, we spend so much time together of just us, it nearly begs the question of what ISNT a date? I absolutely love getting to travel with him, but occasionally when we are staying at an Inn together I let the domestic thoughts go to my head...☺️ especially if I get a moment or two to cook something for him.

[microwave-magician]

I'm actually kind of sad that for whatever reason(perhaps cause of how bad it did cough..) The Lone Ranger 2013 movie isn't on any streaming platforms..

I mean, it's on Prime Video, but that is like one of the few subscriptions that I cut off having cause I hardly used it! I might honestly just have to buy it back for a month cause there's several other things that I want from there.. I mostly had it just cause I bought things from Amazon so frequently and having the free shipping was really important to me.. ough. I just wanna be able to watch it from my TV waugh!

[microwave-magician]

I don't have as many pictures of John as I thought... I should do something about that... >:)

But I do love how the few pictures that I do have of him sum him up!

I love how contrary he looks in his lawyery outfit! Using all of my self restraint to not post the picture of him dropping the cat and it is just a fuzz blur because that is just the funniest looking photo to me. I am normally not weak to things like F/Os holding kittens but. I am having a problem here.

Also him holding his hat and being all polite like that just so gets to me and makes me giggle. I have a second photo of him like that too. Bonus points cause he is like slightly messing and fidgeting with it.

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Having an f/o be like :

[francisbf]

Imagine your f/o waking up briefly to move towards you again, needing to be near you in a half awake state. They can't help but put all of their tired weight on you, or drape their arm over you. They'll fall back asleep in seconds, more at ease now that they can feel you there.

[microwave-magician]

I had a dream I posted my writings to my Ao3 account even though it has fics from my other fandom F/Os so I guess I know what I'll be doing now

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@adiosterror

Ah, somehow every single time I make a new blog no matter how many years it has been, I always forget to turn asks on! Don't know how I do that! Apologies this took a little while to get to, I got so busy yesterday and then was just so tuckered out! I hope it's back up now😅

But thank you so so much for asking!!! I really didn't expect to get anything but yknow I was like ah, what the heck! I'm certainly not gonna get asked anything by NOT making a post!!

I have such a bad habit of yapping or saying nothing with no in-between, so please pardon me if I end up going on a tangent😅 read more bars are my best friend, haha!

For irl, it didn't take me long at all to catch feelings, after giggling over him for a bit and perhaps thinking about him a bit too much and rewatching the already long movie twice(it's two and a half hours long) it only took me a couple days for the feelings to properly process and sink in and I was like yep... I want to do romantic and intimate things with this man.

Story wise though, like S/I talk(whom is literally just me), I imagine it goes fairly the same way. After only traveling with him for a few nights it doesn't take me long to realize that perhaps I'm enjoying his company a bit TOO much, and perhaps wanting to be a bit too close to him, as well. It just becomes an instinctive urge at some point to split food with him and make sure he is warm on the colder nights and not overheating on the hotter days.

Our favorite thing to do together? Oooo that's a really fun question, thank you!! Hmm.. I think we both quite enjoy just being on the trail together, it can be important to have some company out there, especially one you enjoy! Sometimes we sit and talk or just enjoy the silence together.. I really get a kick out of doting over him, I'm sure he enjoys it too haha! He seems to enjoy hearing my ramblings and just enjoying the small little things together, which very much works for me. I guess in short, it's hard to pick just one big favorite thing! Perhaps that'll come in time, or perhaps it'll always be like this hehe!

[microwave-magician]

I enjoy this blooper FAR too much for my own good.

I'm sure no one can guess why /joking.

But I love hearing that in his voice, even if he'd probably be so shy about actually asking me to hold his hand if it is still early in the relationship.

[microwave-magician]

Hey yall, I'd love if some people could come into my ask box and ask me some random silly things about John or me and him! Could be completely anything.

I'm still getting to know him and I'd love to be able to train my brain a bit to expand on knowing him, and I think getting to write about him a bit and answer some things would really help and be pretty fun!!!

[microwave-magician]

I kept thinking horses were like biggg hugeee!! And turns out like a lot of them are around 5ft. Which I suppose kinda EXPLAINS WHY I thought that as well cause I'm 5'3, but still, I did not think I was gonna be taller than I horse. I thought it would like...tower over me or something

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Rolling in the Deep is such such such a fitting song for John that it is driving me nuts and I neeeedd someone to give me an excuse to write out one of those really big song analysis that I do

[chaotic-fo-imagines]

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Grabbing him by the face and telling him that if he ever tells anyone else about my plushie that I will throw him into the campfire but he is too busy being flustered to feel threatened at all

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Writing down the songs I associate with him but not making a playlist out of it so I can pretend that I'm not as head over heels as I really am