i am not a robot

✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰ Seth Aston Smythe 21 You've been actin' awful tough lately Smoking a lot of cigarettes lately But inside you're just a little baby ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰

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[godcftricks]

I’ll just call you Hawkeye then, huh? I’ve been rooming with Malcolm too long, he’s turned me into a huge nerd. I think I saw that online at some point, actually. I’m not sure how well you’d be able to hide a German Shepherd in a dorm, since they reach adult size by what, a year? Maybe tickets to Nepal for doggy friendship day would be a better gift for you. I want socks since they keep getting lost in my black hole of a room. Or anything else, really– surprise me. 

[middlesmythe-blog]

Could I call you Black Widow? I’m fairly certain you have the wits like her, you’re really clever, and you could kick some butt with that! Welcome to my world! Would you go with me to the Puppy day in Nepal? Please! How do you feel about the iPhone 6s?

[jax0npierce]

A couple of years or so. There are some real strange ones in that collection. Well, not so much Christmas as the Flarrow collection I got to watch on the following days, but sure. You?

[middlesmythe-blog]

That’s good! I don’t tend to look through someone else’s belongings unless they’re here but it looks pretty awesome! It was great, thank you!

[kolbyhummel-blog]

Corrine. 

[middlesmythe-blog]

Awwh, cute name!

[fuckyeahmatd]

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[raj-ganesh]

I hadn’t even noticed that. She is the perfect cat, and so entertaining.

[middlesmythe-blog]

If you find new cat toys anywhere by your door or like.. gift cards hanging on your doorknob, that wasn’t me.

[jax0npierce]

Don’t worry about it– that’s probably because I’m in Bristol right now, not home until Sunday afternoon, so you won’t have seen me. You can go ahead and ignore the bottle cap collection.

[middlesmythe-blog]

That’s a very nice collection. Must have taken some time to put it all together. Did you enjoy your Christmas?

[kolbyhummel-blog]

One that is cuddly and bites people. Oh, and tabby. I love tabby cats.

[middlesmythe-blog]

Tabbys are gorgeous! What would you name yours?

[alittlebrightlight]

Well, that was a way sweeter response than I was expecting. You managed to appeal to two of my most favorite things – talking and caffeine. I like you, Seth Smythe.   

[middlesmythe-blog]

Coffee is my spirit animal and communication is a must. Well thank you. Would you like coffee? I have some still in the coffee machine. Or I’ll make a new pot. I have a ton of creamers. French Vanilla is my favourite.

[raj-ganesh]

She’s black and has the most adorable cut on the snout of her nose. Plus she’s extremely dramatic.

[middlesmythe-blog]

That’s a perfect cat. Almost fits the description of Toothless.

[alittlebrightlight]

Hiya, Seth. I’m Mia. No dog, unfortunately, but I can tell you a thing or two about the next best bitch around here – me! Totally kidding. I swear I’m not a bitch. Most of the time.  

[middlesmythe-blog]

Oh my, I hope I don’t cross your path when you’re in a bad mood. I mean if I do I hope you don’t mind if I help you out or buy you a coffee and talk?

[jax0npierce]

Is it roommate bonding time already?

[middlesmythe-blog]

I didn’t realize we were roommates. Sorry. I didn’t want to bother you.

[raj-ganesh]

I don’t but I do have a cat named Scar.

[middlesmythe-blog]

Is he dark coloured and have a scar?

[godcftricks]

Chill, Clint Barton. There’s more to life than dogs. Don’t have to guess what’s on your Christmas list though, do I?

[middlesmythe-blog]

My aim is impeccable though. What else is there in life? People and dogs are the two things I cherish. Did you know in Nepal they have a whole day dedicated to honouring dogs for their friendship and loyalty? No, you don’t. I don’t like asking for things but I wouldn’t mind a little German Shepherd... I don’t care what age. They’re really loyal. What do you want, Sebastian?

[kolbyhummel-blog]

Nope, no dogs here. I’m more of a cat person.

[middlesmythe-blog]

What’s your “dream cat”?

[rosettarhodes]

Hi Seth,  its nice to meet you. I sadly don’t have a dog. But I would like to have one sometime . Also my name is Clark.

[middlesmythe-blog]

What kind of dog do you want? The only kind of dog I have is this forest puppy I drew. You may call it a deer but it’s actually the puppy of the forest. It’s nice to meet you! Wait are you Clark Kent?

[jax0npierce]

I’d make up some extravagant (imaginary) dog for your entertainment, but of course, you already know I don’t have one.

[middlesmythe-blog]

Or do I? Ready to make up one? Or you could tell me about yourself? Whichever you prefer. I mean I just don’t wanna intrude or something.