@midgardiansworld - Tumblr Blog

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

raiasintended

parkchanwoohoo

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

godisafujoshi

Then they spit roast me

parkchanwoohoo

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

iskander-tm

Rocky's ptsd makes him stupid as hell, but no worries, Adrian would still listen and console to the best of their abilities

dreamgirljey

Saw this on Twitter and all I can say is *WOOF WOOF BARK BARK* 😩🤤

iskander-tm

Rocky is stronger than me, if I had to watch for years shirts getting looser and looser on the shoulders of my beloved because he's slowly dying I'd bang my head on the wall HARD