Bee

This is my mental let-out. Excuse the mess. Cookies at the end of the hall.

[charlesoberonn]

Political Compass Test: Do you think corporations should have unlimited power?

Me: No

Political Compass Test: 

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[midgetbubble]

anyone else go through the 5 stages of grief when code they’ve been working really hard on gets brutally reviewed/critiqued??

denial: it’s really not that bad, what the fuck

anger: how d a r e you. how dare you. who even ARE you to TELL-

bargaining: maybe we can meet halfway. maybe if I just refactor-

depression: this PR is never going to end. I’m going to keep looking at the same 3 classes forever.

acceptance: fine. fine, whatever. have it. here’s the changes you requested. they’re not so bad. i’m up at 3am finishing it because I wouldn’t be able to sleep otherwise. hAVE IT

no? just me? ok

[chotomy]

i’ve been wanting to learn about alexander the great for ages, but unfortunately i hate military history :’( luckily this paper gave me the opportunity to read Alexander’s Tomb by Nicholas J. Saunders, and dear GOD did that man live a bananas life when he wasn’t busy conquering

thank you @diasparagmos for the mamma mia idea, i’ve been crying since you suggested it

[grimeclown]

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

[yardsards]

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

[grimeclown]

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

[heartgemsona]

[plasticonobandana]

help could come from an unexpected quarter

[midgetbubble]

had a long week at work. had a great dinner. made a cocktail. sat down, drank that cocktail, aaaaaand wrote some async code.

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

cheddar-scallion biscuits

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[ginnabelle]

Ohhh yum!

[yeehawlw]

scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone

[ipromiseimreal]

[hell-propaganda]

It is Uncouth to drink blood directly from a human’s neck in some back alley like a miscreant. You don’t even know where that human’s been. You could get blood all over your chin and clothes, like a slovenly barbarian. No table manners whatsoever

[hell-propaganda]

I Only drink blood that comes from trusted sources and has been tested thoroughly for cleanliness, then heated in a carafe and served in a Fancy Teacup

[sailurmars]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[midgetbubble]

I wonder what it's like to have parents who love and support and protect you and don't just have a relationship with you just so you can be of service to them.

[lovelifelove2013]

Fanfiction tropes guideline:

ANGST/HURT AND COMFORT

"AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED..."

EVENTUAL SMUT

MULTI-CHAPTER SLOW BURN

ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDINGS

FIX-IT

10K+ OF ALMOST KISS

MUTUAL PINNING

CANON-DIVERGENCE

MYJOR CHARACTER DEATH

[over-sleep]

[sapropel]

Decadence……..

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

2020 mood

[midgetbubble]

i am so very gay. girls are magic. bye.

[joethecat]

Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean

First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is

“Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts”: Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read

“Will X be able to find love before Y happens?” And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels

Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers

“Basically just an X fic with Y characters”: I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more

Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I’m trying to be like the people with poem quotes

Poem quotes: either the best thing you’ve ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between

Lol I can’t do summaries: I’m not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic

“Wtf is this” or other author questioning themselves: it’s either porn or crack

Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you’re not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you

Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can’t do summaries but I’ve got this ok IVE GOT THIS

dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go

Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too

Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I’ve basically written my headcanon and made it prettier

“I’m so sorry” or “I cried while writing this” : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer

No summary: it’s either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count

Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I’ve seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it’s hard but there’s still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75