edelle008

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[goth-queen]

[sevaria]

Make me the subject of your desire

[lazylemonsipper]

[dailycatsblog]

[unfuck-it]

me: i don’t even care. i’m not going to talk about this anymore.

…

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

[2seeitall]

The Temple of Karnak, Luxor - Egypt.

[4ndeka]

a silly straw + belligerent garden hose

[bonefarm]

Tire cat update: her

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[datasoong47]

Hey, sorry, I know this is last minute, but something came up, I have to cancel

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[homunculus-argument]

Somewhere out there is an American couple unwittingly deciding to have the most problematic and unintentionally uncomfortable costly wedding full of the groom's friends making jokes about how the poor man is being forced into this and boomer level 'ol' ball and chain' jokes about the bride, with one of those wedding cake toppers of her forcibly dragging him or something, while the bride's mother is going apeshit with being determined to arrange the most aesthetic scenic wedding with a gilded Antebellum South theme, held at a rented historically significant former plantation, entirely neglecting to remember that the groom is black.

[homunculus-argument]

Saying "with all due respect" before saying something rude is such a beautiful cherry on top. Like not only do I think you are a fucking idiot, but I'm also not reluctant to let you know that as far as I'm concerned, you rank so far beneath me that I have no obligation to pretend that you have dignity.

[derekscorner]

Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

[ahmoseinarus]

This means that Wikipedia has been banned in the UK, because Wikipedia refuses to require age verification from users in order to access the site. Other countries, including the US, are trying to put similar regulations in place. Basically, requiring people to identify themselves to access any content on the internet that their government considers “inappropriate for children”. This was supposed to be for pornography, but now, it’s so much more…

Governments are essentially moving to make it so that they can track our internet activity. There will be no such thing as privacy and anonymity on the Internet anymore. The world governments will be watching you, not just your own, all of them, and any site that won’t comply with the governments putting these laws into effect, will be banned in those countries.

This is a matter of privacy, of data security (how many places online do you want to be keeping your ID on file? The more that do, the more likely your data is exposed in a data breach), of censorship and of the freedom of information. The UK just banned an online ENCYCLOPEDIA. Not North Korea! Not China! The United Kingdom!!! Because they said it contained information inappropriate for minors, and it had to collect its users personal private data in order to let them see it, and they said no!

S.1748 - Kids Online Safety Act has been introduced in the United States Congress, and Australia and the EU are also looking at similar regulations.

This is just the beginning. This fight is going to be world wide. This isn’t “protecting the children”. This is censorship, and conditioning us to surrender our right to privacy!

[goth-queen]