Midget Poke

Blog about random shit which I find funny

[catpissneverclean]

[paintsspeeling]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING TO EVER HAPPEN

[drugpudding]

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

[idreamofjimmy]

works for me

[magicaldestinies]

I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy

[cro-iba]

[unofficiallyjuni-deactivated201]

STOP

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

[einsteinsface]

Iceland; I salute you.

[indiedrone]

but by buying the tickets they are in fact supporting the preacher. he basically got all their money without having to give his sermon.

[lifeisadrag]

The tickets were free, you just had to reserve them. Then they reserved all of them. So it was just a huge “fuck you” to that guy. Super rad!

[indiedrone]

ah, thank you! i didn’t know it was free

[4gifs]

[plur-panda]

I AM FINISHED.

[mintfluffs]

"she’s being a bitch i bet she’s on her period"

[thecoolsumist]

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

[sundaydreamer]

If someone ever cheated on me I’d invite them for a romantic candlelit dinner in a deserted area and then I’d tell them stories about how I killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me, then I’d point to the trees and say “actually, those woods right there” and then I’d blow out the candle and laugh

[wallflower-be-damned]

OH MAN WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS

[im-your-favorite-actor-and-i]

i wonder what the 12th doctors catch phrase will be 

[specialagentleroyjethrogibbs-de]

Swaggity Swargis what’s in the Tardis

[thefourteenthdoctor]

"Doctor who?"

"Bitch I might be."

[old-zealand]

do he got the booty?

he DOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nicolascageforfourteenthdoctor]

please never write for doctor who

[slowspinningredemption]

these salt and pepper shakers are so cute

awh look at them hugging and - wait

oh god what no stay away -

u wanna start somethin

[theworldhereinmymind]

[animationtidbits]

Harry Potter - Adam Brockbank

[oknope]

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

[peachvenom-deactivated20180104]

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

[princessxdie]

Miley Cyrus at VMA

[yugoslavic]

where’s that clam with the tongue gif

[majortvjunkie]

[xscum]

somebody is probably thinking about kissing you and touching your butt right now, how cool is that. 

[vves]

doubt it

[xscum]

listen you little shit, nothing gets done with that attitude YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE