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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Janaina Medeiros
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

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trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@lifeisadrag
âNo Loyalty to the Bosses.
No Loyalty to the Institutionâ
the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like âshhh. buddy. not yetâ and its like âaww okâ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bagÂ
elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon
adhd tip you can replace a âmealâ with up to 3 hours of âthe appâ but watch out
okay done đ why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice Iâm mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words âThe Appâ repeatedly untill I close it
Reblog to save a neurodivergent life
sometimes in conversation i'll say "delete tiktok" or "stop trusting people on tiktok" and it may sound like a joke in the context where i say it but im letting you know rn i 100% mean it every single time i say it and it has never been a joke
yeah i turned your boyfriend into an unreliable narrator. sorry. yeah, he's exaggerating aspects of the story to cast himself in a better light. he's obscuring the narrative he doesn't want to think about. he's misrepresenting others to further his own ends. yeah, i think he's doing it as some sort of emotional defence mechanism. his story cannot be trusted. sorry.
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or âadoptâ a baby elephant here.
THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.
I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!
GRIZZLED OLD WARRIOR: hey kid⌠thats hell youre walking into
YOUNG ASPIRING HERO: [pauses uncertainly at the threshold of door labelled ELF PUSSY]
outta the way bitchboy
i have been polymorphed into a toad
the panel will judge you now
a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man
same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, "ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see." he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, "i'll have another shadowlands please, extra hot." think i might have started something
shoving our ocs together like this until theyve formed a social bond and stop attacking each other
feeding our ocs on opposite sides of a closed door so they can get used to each other's scent before they're properly introduced
well behooved ponies rarely make horsetory
mental illness is inherently so cringe. sorry for failing at adult tasks my excuse is i have failing at adult tasks disease