“W-T-actual-F” Tarot Spread
For when you’re fed up with a situation’s bullshit and unhelpful vague advice. Best results if you shuffle while screaming at any extraplanar influence involved in what the actual fuck you’re trying to reason to show up and fucking help or get their claws out of your life. Or anything you want the advice of.
what the fuck Contributing factors from the past; part of what’s “wrong”; state or event
WHAT THE FUCK What’s happening or what’s needed right now; what is just over the horizon; state or event
What The Actual Fuck The root of what’s up, what all this is about; what’s at the end of the tunnel; concept or event either in the immanent future or Right The Fuck Now
+ 5. Actually, though… Contributing or clarifying aspects of #3; components of the situation; ‘friendly advice’
Bonus: it looks kinda like a raised middle finger. Y’know. If you’re just that pissed at the whole mess.
Imma have to try this...















