Television reference

Sophie, sometimes known as that incomprehensible English lesbian. Twenty-five, feline owner, tattoo and pool enthusiast. About Me Lesbian films (Master list)

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

One thing, real quick

I've started a new blog and will no longer be posting on this one - but I'm not going to delete/deactivate this one, I'll just let it gather dust. 

If anyone is at all interested in the new url just send me a message and I'll let you know what it is. (pro-tip, if you were followed last Monday night/Tuesday morning by someone with the same Fry icon, that me)

Finally, if you're reading this then there's a 95% chance that you followed me at some point, so thank you very much.

[daveycameronisapie]

For Lent I’m just giving up in general 

[yoncehaunted]

[wanksclub-deactivated20141104]

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

My favourite parts of history are when people have thought to themselves, "You know what this alcohol could use? Dairy."

[contemplatingyoursister-blo-blo]

Visit Original Link

Death By Disco - Zebrahead

[bobbymoynihans]

[ozeia]

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

We all have a Groundhog Day, a day we would relive for the rest of our lives if we could. 

[bellecs]

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

We finish eachother's s-

-pace. the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission- to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

[henerycook]

Slide to Unlock by Evan Roth

[fir-ts]

[letterstoteganandsara]

GREAT WALL OF LESBIAN

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

*Great wall of Lesbos

[andrewsadrian-deactivated201403]

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

[2345476575876-blog]

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

[cozmic-ash]

October is the 10th month though

[teenyearsblog-archive]

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

[alanturing-deactivated20211125]

we should totally just stab caesar

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

It might take about eleven months to work out all the details though. 

[cyberho]

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

[charliebink]

[penis-hunger-games-deactivated2]

Exactly. 

[nothisisridiculous-deactivated2]

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion. 

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.” 

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

[coolestnugget-blog]

Ahhh beautiful