[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[mitski-miyawakis]

finnish man: PERRRRKELE!

finnish bear: what the actual fuck- i’m out!

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[the-memedaddy]

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[candiikismet]

What the hell

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[unclefather]

[leplastiquedick]

this is like 10 times worse than the original

[noctuadida]

[mellybelafonte-deactivated20241]

Omg💕❤️😩❤️

[catchymemes]

[kwikemart]

This goes so hard