[samgelina-jolie]

[possumplagues]

Nancy: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Steve: Plane tickets?

Robin: Concert tickets?

Eddie: Prostitution?

Nancy: Glasses.

[possumplagues]

Eddie, Steve, and Robin are sitting on a bench

Nancy: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Nancy sits down*

Eddie: The bench is freshly painted.

[strottine]

[scvorchous]

he cheng, in the coldest voice: so you're banging my brother.

mo, uncertain: yeah…

he cheng: thank god. now he's your problem. i'm done here.

[scvorchous]

mo guan shan: i've no idea how it happened, but he tian and i know each other so well that we finish-

he tian: each other's sentences.

mo guan shan: don't interrupt me.

[d4zyh]

ORIGINAL

[19daysquotesorsomething]

Jian: Past tense of William Shakespeare? William Shookspeare.

Tian: No, Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Xixi: I am begging you to stop.

[littlemo-lackey]

[badboysgoodlove]

Guys… the note and the little heart 🥺😭

[ladeojitosdormilones]

buzzcut knew mo and he tian were a “thing” even before mo realized his feelings

HE’S THE BEST

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO TRUE. I CAN ONLY DO ONE THING/EVENT PER DAY 

[gaal-dornick]

i’m sorry but nicky spending a whole scene saying “joe, look at all these spices. babe, you gotta smell them. so many spices.” just to have booker go “your food is bland 💖” is peak

[hoziersmoon]

booker: this could use some salt

nicky, immediately:

[elderkale]

nile and/or copley: wow, nicky's so nice! he's the sweetest, right? :)

sébastien le livre, perpetual younger sibling, has been waiting for this moment for 200 years:

[nicolodigenovas]

Booker: It needs more salt

Nicky: what did you just say

Joe:

[perenial]

movie nicky: who are you

screenplay nicky: i'm you but i get to beat the shit out of booker