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21. Australia. He/They Aries Sun | Taurus Rising | Sagittarius Moon l (Logging on once a year to be mentally unwell since 2012)

[midnightmishaps]

Tumblr GF & Twitter GF but it’s actually just me and my straight roommate sitting on my bedroom floor with our 3 co-parented cats in a cuddle pile reading and gaming

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[rudegobbo]

boobs, tits, jugs if you will

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Reblogging to remind everyone that these are all normal and attractive

[tlirsgender]

Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

[tlirsgender]

And this is for my things that are silly and little. I'm not even one of those people making, like, quilts and blankets and shit. Can we pour one out for the fiber artists making quilts and blankets and shit

[tlirsgender]

I'm presenting a tiny crocheted bird to you. Putting it into the palm of your hand. This can be yours. For what seems like too much money but I promise it isn't. We've all just really lost sight of fiber arts' value with industrialization and outsourced sweatshop labor etc. This is actually the minimum I could ask for without fucking myself. I don't like what this implies about mass produced items either. It's really horrific. You can get an ethically sourced 42$ tiny crocheted bird though

[tlirsgender]

Shortly after posting this I received an order for nearly 200$ worth of tiny crocheted birds this is the good luck post for people actually paying for your handmade crafts

[midnightmishaps]

Drunk me is borderline hyper sexual and sober me is borderline asexual unless I’m in love I love the human range

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedlydia]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[midnightmishaps]

anyway I’ve nvr been so tired in my life manifesting a prior to 4pm emergency tmrw so I can cancel my plans and sleep properly b4 work

[midnightmishaps]

Ngl my mental state is improving and it’s def the best it’s been in years but if I get a guilty conviction in two weeks I’m gonna KMS in the court room straight up

[midnightmishaps]

I genuinely do not understand how I can spend my whole life never being in an area and then all of a sudden 3 different important people all live within a block of each other (and I STILL KEEP GETTING FUCKIN LOST) like what tha hell matrix did i unlock a new map or wha

[midnightmishaps]

I have 4 sleeps to fix my sleep schedule and two of those nights involve drinking plans hmm

[midnightmishaps]

Okay so apparently I’m a dramatic baby and polyamory is literally fine

[midnightmishaps]

Petition for loved ones to get licenses bc I keep getting lost in strange places

[ironshrikes]

check out the cowboy-wizard hat i made!

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[unyanizedcatboys]

[midnightmishaps]

There’s something so bittersweet about wearing an outfit entirely made of clothes of people who have passed, or faded out of your life for various reasons but for whatever reason you know you were loved because they’re still keeping you warm years later

[midnightmishaps]

I think if I was a cat (or a vampire) I would need my memory wiped bc I would miss so much food

[midnightmishaps]

They need to invent a third option that isn’t sleeping with strangers or exes for hypersexual girlies with emotional regulation issues fr