midnight publisher

ally ~ 28 ~ disaster ~ she/her ~ sagittarius

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Rahul Kohli made the mistake of saying reylo doesn't make him horny and then he apologized saying it DOES make him horny and now this is happening in the comments under his apology

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Context.

His apology:

[queenaryastark]

[evilwasabichip]

Inspired by @urulokid /neoheartbeat’s fic High And Falling Fast

[alienseason]

On my local weather channel theres this small 20 somethings guy who does the minor weather and my family is so enchanted by him. He wears the most egregious suits and ties that make my grandparents go off the rails. Sometimes he blends in with the green screen and my grandparents go farther off the rails. My entire family calls him "sheldon" because any skinny white geeky guy is Sheldon Cooper to them. There is currently a huge tornado on the way and they sent Sheldon to go check it out. Sheldon sounds like he's crying in the middle of this horrible rain and my grandparents are so upset about it. Sheldon could die out there. Why did they have to sacrifice him? Sacrificing their young. My grandmother has started a grudge against the main weather man for abusing poor poor Sheldon. I will update if Sheldon survives.

[alienseason]

Just learned sheldon goes to my parents church and his name actually is sheldon. What.

[gratytudy]

🍡🌸 背后抱

[ by 專治妄想 | delusionbrk ]

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[thememedaddy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If the water doesn't burn a little bit then what's even the point of the shower

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[theknightlywolfe]

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[existennialmemes]

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[clowns0cks]

The way the TARDIS is inherently cosmic horror. You live in a machine that is actually a sentient creature that can create and erase rooms at will. It contains time and space, all of it. It can leak time if damaged, changing your history forever and creating horrid paradoxes. It's totally unpredictable, anything could happen if it's malfunctioning. It's so big that you could get lost in it for days. weeks. years, if she doesn't let you find your way back you could die without water and food. She's able to change her architecture whenever she wants. It's a labyrinth. It could lock you in and never let you out. It's a flying bomb of history and timelines, if it explodes, the whole universe is in danger. She could very much kill you in an horrid amount of different ways. She's beautiful and she's able to help you and take care of you, but because she chooses to, not because you want her to. She has complete free will and control of your life. It's up to you to trust her.

[nongunktional]

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

[watermelonsloth]

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.