🪷Midnight🪷

Gryffindor Introvert (MDNI) 21<3

[shinhati]

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[babygirlnotgone]

Nooo please don’t send me a voice message of you jerking off👀👀

I would hatteeeee that👀

[skinny-dippin-sasquatch]

[ruesdeluxe]

[rosecolouredd]

[hakurasakura]

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[stonerparty]

awkwardlyaaron

[silverlullabies]

Price who’s been married to you for twenty years and been cheating for twenty five of them, swaggering home from the pub like he’s Britain’s last surviving sex symbol. Bragging to the lads that he’s still got it every time he picks up another young college kid with big doe eyes and fat tits who could have any pick of guy and choose him. Refusing to divorce you when the others bring it up because where else is he going to find a loyal wife who cooks, cleans, and somehow never notices the lipstick on his collar?

Vs

You, who’s known the entire time. You, who’s done more than know. You, who’s been bribing, blackmailing, and occasionally outright paying women to sleep with him since the first girl. Not to boost his ego. God, no. You’re simply keeping the old bastard happy and unsuspecting until retirement.

Then the house, the pension, and the good silver are yours.

[chrub-blog1]

mutuals do this

take care of yourself

[ageminieye]

🫶🏽

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[midnightxdsblog]

Clock it👌🏼😙

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[smallpwbbles]

I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it

[lesbinluv]

hearing girls moan turns me on soooo much omg I can't explain in words just how much i love hearing them.... immediately gets me so wet and extremely turned on

[girltalk]

you deserve love that feels like home ♡

[cumonangelxo]

“good girl” and there goes my self respect

[servantofchaos]

yes i do want to be your friend. no i am not messaging you first.