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Wanted to make a new pinned post.

- @maylilithreign is my girlfriend❤️ (I am open to casual sexting & flirting though)

- Liberal secular Buddhist ☸️

- Straight

- 🇺🇸, soon to be 🇨🇦

- I am gonna blog about sex, art, philosophy, politics, every random thing that makes me horny, expect it to be a total mess.

- We stand with Ukraine, Palestine, Tibet, and the LGBTQ+ community around here.

#pinned post #new pinned

I wanted to post, “I need a BJ that leaves me stunned, shivering, soaking in my own nut for the next hour” but I know she wouldn’t leave a single drop behind 😵‍💫

#loverboy posting #hornyposting #horny posts #horny post #horny

originalmalewhore

“Yeah float that pear to her, bitches love when you do that”

— @maylilithreign watching Attack of the Clones with me

originalmalewhore

“Do you think we’re the first people to do grab-ass in a Target? Grow up. This is America.”

— @maylilithreign

mxnaespos

ariverofsin

it's freakin' bats 🦇

under 21 and ageless blogs get blocked

time-incantation

when I think about you…

(1998), directed by Mike Smith, based on the illustrations of Yoshitaka Amano, and inspired by the Tales of 1001 Nights.

good-fwiend-in-wome

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Not to forget:

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World Heritage Post

sersh

RACHEL ZEGLER ahead of the 2026 Las Culturistas Culture Awards, May 30th 2026

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Am I the main character now? VICTORIA PEDRETTI as CHERRY FORBIDDEN FRUITS (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

hedonists-den

Erm...you DON'T cum to fat bellies? Idiot...

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take a lot of naps and ignore a lot of people

inlandwest

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We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

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Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?