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@midorimaaa-shintaro
hey midorimama wanna 'get some' wid me l8er if you know what i mean eheheheheh
What do you mean ‘get some’? I would appreciate if you complete your sentence with grammatical accuracy, for I do not understand what you are talking about.
Besides, I am not free later tonight, nanodayo. I need to sleep early to do all that I can for the match tomorrow.
I formally decline your invitation.
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I've been dealing with depression for a while and don't what to do as the thoughts control me. Any advice?
I am of no professional in this area, hence, my first advice is for you to see a doctor/psychiatrist about your depression if you have yet to. It may be difficult to come to terms with your depression and gather the courage to admit your problem to the doctor, but I believe it is for the best nanodayo.
I would also advise you to spend more time with your family or friends (unless they are like my Teiko team mates, then perhaps not) to relax and distract yourselves from your thoughts nanodayo. I heard that more human interaction would be good, nanodayo.
I-I wish you all the best for your health nanodayo.
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i like your smile it's very nice. pls keep smiling always <3
T-Thank y-you for your compliments.
*blushes*
Ithinkyoursmileisnicetoonanodayo
*ahem*
That is all.
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First of all, I love this blog, senpai! Do you have a lot of free time to spend on it? Does Takao know that you're on tumblr?
T-Thank you. I am g-glad to hear that this blog is able to provide useful advice to you.
As you may have seen from my previous short period of hiatus, I do not have a lot of free time nanodayo. Studies, which is of utmost importance to me, tend to take up most of my time. Of course, I have basketball training too. Hence I may not be able to answer all of your asks very promptly.
N-not that I care about w-what you think anyway, nanoodayo!
Takao that idiot is irrelevant. He does not need to know about my tumblr, nanodayo.
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Short Notice, nanodayo.
*exhales deeply*
So.
First and foremost, I feel as if it is my obligation to apologize for my lack of replies. I-I have been quite enamored with my upcoming exams of late, and though this blog is entertaining to run, I must sadly inform you all that my studies are of utmost importance to me, and that I will not value it over anything else, nanodayo. I am well aware of my disappearance, b-b-b-but I do not care about how you all are fazing whatsoever without me, nanodayo! I-I-I am simply here to inform you of the reason behind my disappearance. I-It is not as if I care about your opinions or anything, nanodayo!
Nonetheless, I hope you are following my advice and paying proper attention to your studies as well. Stay in school, nanodayo. I will return soon.
That is all.
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shin chan ~ which signs are most compatible with capricorn?
I would like to point out that relationships are pointless and that if you are a student, I would advise you not to get involved with them whatsoever because relationships will distract you from your studies, and that is not acceptable, nanodayo. As a student, if you are distracted from your studies, that means that you have failed the expectations Fate has decreed for you. S-Stay in school, nanodayo.
B-But if you must know, Capricorns are most compatible with Taurus, Virgos, and other fellow Capricorns, nanodayo.
That is all.
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Midomido-chan~~~~ can I hug you?? owo (I'm a Scorpio btw~)
N-No.
I-I-I-I do not a-appreciate physical affection, nanodayo. H-Hugs are for fools.
*blushes and angrily pushes up glasses*
A-And what on earth is a ‘Midomido-chan’!? D-Do not call me unnecessary things!
That is all.
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Midorima, how do you feel about the fact that foreign girls want to makeout with you?
W-WHAT?
W-What is the reason behind f-foreigners wanting to… to… wanting to do unnecessary and strange actions with me, nanodayo!? T-That is absurd! I-I do not believe it. T-Takao must have put you up to this.
… *blushes angrily and looks away*
I-I-I do not care about this whatsoever! Do not b-bother me about physical relationships! I do not condone physical affection, nanodayo. It is unhealthy, unsanitary and above all, i-it is unethical.
T-That is all.
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You're a cancer and I'm a scorpio and, as you said, we're really compatible so, mind if I ask you out? ;)
*blushes and looks away* *pushes up glasses angrily*
I-I have already stated my displeasure for relationships, nanodayo! I-It does not matter whether we are compatible or not. Relationships are but a distraction - and all distractions must be ultimately gotten rid of, nanodayo.
I-I am not flattered that you want to ask me out or anything. T-That would be foolish.
That is all.
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OMG OMG SHINCHAN HAS A BLOG. hellow shin-chan. Im a very big fan of yours. I love your shooting style and i respect you for your outstanding skills. Broke my heart after seeing you and takao after the rakuzan match. But worry not! I will always be there if you need a hug! :3 im a scorpio btw... will i be able to be your wife then? I can cook very well and i know how to make red bean soup! Oh, and i am older than u.. u lyk oldr girls i heard ;) have a nice day shin! I l♥ve you! Nanodayoo!! :D
*furiously blushes* *freezes to the spot* *stiff, strained voice*
W-What is this?
I-I do not care for hugs. T-T-The offer is not appreciated, nanodayo! H-Hugs are for fools, and I am not a fool.
A-A-And what do you mean, ‘wife’!? I do not even know who you are! And I do not care for relationships, nanodayo, much less marriages. Do not declare your love for strangers on the internet, nanodayo. Do you not understand h-how dangerous that is?
T-Thank you for your compliments on my basketball skills, but I a-am afraid I will have to decline your offer to be bonded as husband and wife. F-Focus on your schoolwork, nanodayo.
…
B-But the red bean soup would be appreciated, nanodayo.
That is all.
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Good morning, Midorima-sama! I was wondering if you have any advice to give on how a Cancer might get along better with a Gemini? My mother and I are not close, though I try to do my best to be a respectful and respectable daughter!
If you have conflicts, evidently you are not respectful and respectable enough. Try harder.
If you are a Cancer and if she is a Gemini, it has been decreed that you would be able to kindle a healthy friendship with even the slightest of efforts. Cancers usually get along with Geminis quite well (unless we consider the relationship between myself and that brat Kise Ryota, which is an exception), nanodayo. I suggest that you attempt to view your mother from another perspective, and allow her to explain her side of the story better.
That is all.
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Shin-chan, would you help get Takao win over a girl? :D Also, which star sign has the best compability with him?
W-Why do you want to win over Takao? He’s a fool, nanodayo.
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I-I wouldn’t help him out with anything, nanodayo! I do not care about him whatsoever. He is a hotheaded, rash idiot. *blushes and pushes up glasses with attitude* I-It’s not as if I-I’m jealous that you like him or anything, nanodayo. W-Why would I be jealous about somebody liking that fool Takao? That is absurd.
L-Leaving that aside. To more important matters. I suppose if you absolutely must know, I would state that Takao as a Scorpio is most compatible with Pisces and Cancers.
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*blushing increases*
I-It’s not what you think, nanodayo! E-Even if I am a Cancer, I am not compatible with that fool. I-I am an exception, nanodayo.
*furiously looking away*
That is all.
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Short Notice, nanodayo
*exhales deeply*
So.
It has come to my attention that you are all quite interested in sending me asks, nanodayo. I-I-It’s not l-like I’m flattered or anything! Y-Your attention i-is a-a-annoying, nanodayo. T-The ask box has become quite full within a matter of few days, and I-I have been forced to close it for the time being. I-I-It is not like I e-enjoy seeing the requests you send me, but I will be opening the ask box again within a week at the most. T-This is only due to the fact that I understand that you all would be helpless without my superior advice, nanodayo. N-Not because I c-care about you fools or anything!
That is all.
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oh kind human being named Midorima Shintaro, PLEASE give me studying advices!
W-What ‘kind human being’ p-please don’t say unnecessary things, nanodayo.
While I appreciate your polite question, there is not much I can comment on this, nanodayo. There is no studying technique, it is just a matter of practice and hard work. “Man Proposes, God Disposes”, if you do everything you can then Fate would decree that you excel, nanodayo. Keep in mind that it is a student’s Fate and responsibility to do well in academics, regardless of whichever area it may be, nanodayo.
Of course, you should check your daily horoscope on your preferred site and ensure that you carry something of your lucky colour of the day and that your lucky item is always with you, nanodayo. I would recommend Oha-Asa.
That is all that I can advise you on.
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Short Notice, nanodayo
Upon seeing several questions unrelated to the advice column and more about my personal opinions and lifestyle, I have decided to categorize these asks as ‘conversations’, nanodayo.
For these personal questions, I may or may not choose to answer depending on what kind of questions they are. I would definitely not accept any rude or inappropriate comments. N-Nevertheless, I do not mind making necessary clarifications about myself, should any of you send in any questions.
Grammatical accuracy and coherency in questions would be appreciated.
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Midorima-sama! When did you last try to murder Takao?
W-What’s with the ‘s-sama’ d-don’t add things on your own, nanodayo!
Possibly about 2 seconds ago.
And every 2 seconds, I consider murdering him again, nanodayo.
I hope that answered your question sufficiently, nanodayo.
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SHIN-CHAAAAAAAAN (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ what are your thoughts on being called a carrot? hihihi but don't worry, i think you're a cute carrot! <3
W-What do you mean I am being called a carrot? *blushes furiously and glares* I am not a carrot, nanodayo. I am a human being. It is foolish to call me a carrot.
A-A-And what do you mean, y-you think I am a cute c-c-carrot? Do you think I-I-I am flattered, nanodayo? I am not. Y-You are a fool! I-I-I do not care whether I am cute or not, nanodayo!
That is all.
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