Granpuff's Logs

They keep telling me to do something other than "bullying the diesels in the house" [AyoVerse Duke ask blog run by https://www.tumblr.com/miko-the-fox?source=share]

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Rules

-SFW and NSFW submissions are allowed, however NSFW will be tagged separately and marked accordingly to avoid youngins from seeing it.

-This old engine's a little bit sarcastic in humor at times, don't take too much of what I say to heart.

-say shit about my grandchuffs and they'll find you in the castle dungeon 3 weeks later

OOC: "Grandchuffs" could refer to any of Peter Sam, Rusty, Sir Handel, Proteus or Duncan. Typically refers to Peter Sam and Sir Handel.

Duke is classified as a Wight monster by MGE standards, giving him the ability to form magic claws made of steam from his pistons. This also classifies him as an "undead".

I'm sure setting the old man free onto the internet won't have consequences that affect the universe, right?

[cum-pulsive]

Kinks?

Equal rights🥵 clean energy🥵 liveable wage🥵 responsible governments🥵

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finally some shit i can get behind

[procrast1nationstat1on]

It's Duke's fault.

[tendedwinner748]

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The forbidden Duke Stanley Smudger polycule.

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THE FUCKING WHAT

[unpopularvivian]

Come on Gramps! What's wrong with that? We're in the modern age. I thought you were tolerant of that.

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Oh, I'm fine with polyamory. My grandchuffs are part of one, after all.

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS STANLEY??

[unpopularvivian]

The other guy who got turned into a generator? You know?

The bloody American engine???

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...No, only Smudger was turned into a generator... I've never seen this engine before.

This is another confounded timeline difference, innit?

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The forbidden Duke Stanley Smudger polycule.

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THE FUCKING WHAT

[unpopularvivian]

Come on Gramps! What's wrong with that? We're in the modern age. I thought you were tolerant of that.

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Oh, I'm fine with polyamory. My grandchuffs are part of one, after all.

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS STANLEY??

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The forbidden Duke Stanley Smudger polycule.

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THE FUCKING WHAT

[togetherness23]

HE GOT PROTEUS’D????

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SHIT HE GOT INTO THE PAINT-

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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does granpuff like head pats? (..or…. chin scritches…….?)

...wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

Duke Higgins

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DON'T yOu- acK

prrrrrpp~

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Proteus here. He's drooling all over his footplate. We knew he was affection starved but damn, this is weeeeeird.

How did you do that?? You're not even in the castle??? Are you a ghost

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do not.

[procrast1nationstat1on]

If the reboot fucks up dukes face it creates more slander potential

Oh that'd be fun! Wouldn't it @midsodorno1?

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does granpuff like head pats? (..or…. chin scritches…….?)

...wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

Duke Higgins

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DON'T yOu- acK

prrrrrpp~

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Proteus here. He's drooling all over his footplate. We knew he was affection starved but damn, this is weeeeeird.

How did you do that?? You're not even in the castle??? Are you a ghost

[midsodorno1]

does granpuff like head pats? (..or…. chin scritches…….?)

...wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

Duke Higgins

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DON'T yOu- acK

prrrrrpp~

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does granpuff like head pats? (..or…. chin scritches…….?)

...wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

Duke Higgins

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#47

The 47th most popular post!

[colbyskennel]

ooo you wanna call me a good boy so badly… you wanna tell me i’m such a pretty puppy and deserve all the treats in the world… you wanna clip my collar around my neck and tell me it fits perfectly before pulling it so tight i can hardly breathe… fuck i’m drooling

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what the hell

[lovisal]

duncan crashing out on mario kart

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He has. He's not allowed to play it anymore.

[steamrollerwheels]

The mid-sodor was owned by three little petals. Their names were Duke, Stuart, and Falcon.