World of Fishing (aka the Next Big MMO)
I was browsing around Steam and checking out some new games when I came across this amazing game called World of Fishing. It’s got amazing graphics, fishing, probably some other things ...
Here’s my adventures into the World of Fishing.
The first thing you see is this incredibly beautiful UI. As you can see every button on the screen has a label so you can see what the hell each one of them does. Once you get over the initial shock of how well designed this UX is, you can proceed to the tutorial.
This is Mr. Clean’s dad. He’s pretty disappointed in his son so he’s dedicated his life in helping total strangers on the internet be the best fisherman you can ever be. I should also mention he does have voice lines so you should turn your volume up to max and listen to this guy teach you how to internet!Fish.
This is your character and boat screen. If you’ve played any MMO ever this should be pretty familiar. Currently in my inventory I have the severed head of a woman. This should also be pretty standard if you know your MMO’s. If you don’t ... well, get good.
So obviously fish are pretty tough and you have to learn how to beat them with your fists to be the UFC Champion (Ultimate Fishing Championship). Never fear, Mr Clean’s dad is here. To be a really good fish fighter, I find punching wildly at my screen and snapchatting everything with the dog filter on works really well. You should practice your own techniques though.
Once you’ve managed to beat a fish into submission, you get graded on how tough the fish that you managed to beat was. As you can see, this 40cm Red Seabream didn’t stand a chance. Eat shit, Red Seabream.
If you’ve managed not to totally fuck up your life and finish the tutorial, you’re once again greeted by the completely intuitive main page. If you’re lost as to where to go.. I mean, c’mon man, there are labels everywhere.. how could you possibly be lost?
At this point my game crashed because I’m a filthy casual. But, no fear, relaunching the game will bring up the handy, well-labeled front page again.
I took this screenshot because I noticed that someone took my usual internet screenname. We’ll see who the pro-est fisherperson is, false-Lexy.
As with any MMO, there are different channels to ensure the population isn’t too crowded. This is no different in World of Fishing; too many fishermen will quickly wipe out a school of fish and leave none for the other fishermen. Don’t be a dick.
Here is my first foray into the open sea. I’m not really sure who’s driving my boat but I’m pretty sure I have telekinesis so I’m powering it with my mind.
I accidentally pressed a button (I know, how dare I) and my game crashed. But here I am with my other fishermen friends. The fishes at the top right tell me which I can catch in this area, but let’s be real here: the only fish I’m interested in catching ... is you. -wink- (refer to previous ass pic)
Once you start catching fish, you get experience points based on how good (looking) they are. Ugly fish are worth like no points at all. Beautifish are worth a lot, and you should put those in your livewell. I’m not even sure what a livewell is, but you should put good fish in there.
If you’re lucky enough to get some Fortune Cards, you should open them. They’re basically like the gacha system of this game. Like all gacha systems, they have great odds of dropping amazing loot and are definitely not a waste of money at all.
See? What did I tell you? Do you win 10000 Shells 5 pcs every day? Didn’t fucking think so.
So I accidentally clicked the severed head in my inventory and this beautiful princess appeared on my boat. Hellooooooooooooooo there. -wink- -tips fedora- m’lady~ (kissu)
Anyway, get this amazing game for the very expensive price of FREE! http://store.steampowered.com/app/421960/
I swear I was completely sober when I wrote this.
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