being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
as what the title says, i want to share and talk about my favorite audios. will def make a part two.
note: check warnings before listening!
these are all M4F. the only requirement i have for these audios to be labeled as my “favorite” is if it made me orgasm, yes seriously.
so here we go:
1. “Deciding You Want More Than the Things He Buys You” by AugustInTheWinter
- this is a wealthy M x spoiled F audio where you are in a sugar baby-esque relationship with M.
- will forever be a favorite of mine, i come back to it again and again.
- the “why should we go to your bedroom? i’m not your fucking boyfriend, right?” line gets me WET every single time.
- this August boy… i swear… he is my favorite “cummer” in the history of 🌶️ audios, he sounds absolutely good when he finishes. pls pls listen to him.
TMI: i always picture Mike Faist in the Challengers movie with his voice… is that allowed… or…
(may you all also see the Vision)
2. “Your Wedding Night with the Enemy Prince” by AugustInTheWinter
- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…
3. “The Cute Barista is actually… A Hard Dom?!” by UselessTimidity
- like the title, soft-boy turns out to be a hard dom; wolf in sheep’s clothing type of thing?
- the communication was absolutely beautiful, first time i got turned on by how he told her what he wanted. when i tell you my heart fluttered when this guy giggled during that part.
4. “Keeping the Bride’s Brother Out Of Trouble at the Wedding Reception” by AugustInTheWinter
- (guessed my favorite creator yet?)
- M is a slutty horndog and F is asked by the bride to make sure he doesn’t do anything, so F fucks M to distract him.
- made me love slutty Mswitch oh my god the power of August is unbelievable.
6. “You Are NOT Wearing That Out” by LateNightFeels_
- man i mean that “say goodbye to me and give me a kiss” alr did shit to me so.
- i love LateNightFeels_’s tease, borderline toxic, def has issues, bfe audios. a great guilty pleasure of mine TRULY.
7. “Your Obsessed BF Won’t Let You Break Up With Him” by LateNightFeels_
- again, please read tags before listening.
- this was my first listen of this creator and shit he got me immediately.
8. “Fucking You Was Not What I Came Here For” by Badjhur
- will always love the “you think you’re so special?” to “you’re the only one who can ruin me”-esque situations.
- the tongue clicking badjhur likes to do in his audios to get your attention never gets old.
- RIP man, i miss you greatly.
9. “Teaching Your Slutty Friend Some Respect” by AugustInTheWinter
- i was grinning the entire time.
- August (and GEDAudio) is your BFF if you like men whining.
10. “The Sergeant’s Diamond” by TheJarlintheUK
- a bridgerton inspired au
- this made me like british accents LMAO
- MY PROUDEST NUT YET
- the whole “The May Ball” collab is worth a listen. they all fucking ate with this one.
note: hello friends! since finals are over and i am officially free from school until next year— i just thought of sharing with you all some of the VAs that got me through hell week (and through life in general)
this is honestly a recommendation list for anyone who enjoys audio porn OR wants to get into it. a lot of the VAs listed mainly are targeted to fem!listeners, some do have their occasional [M4A] tag
anyways— hopefully this can be fun to scroll through, happy listening!
──★ ♪⋆. AugustintheWinter
28k Karma 43 FREE nsfw
starting off strong with a community fav— if you didn’t already know about august or have been sleeping on him— WAKE TF UP, bc your auditory experience is about to be elevated by 10000%
PLOT WITHIN PORN, patience is rewarding. a lot of his audios extend from 30-50mins, this is like if a bomb ass 500,000 worded fic could be made into audio format (which is funny bc he does voice overs for smut books) IMMERSIVE SOUND QUALITY, honey, you are IN whatever world you’re listening to. and above all else— his VOICE ACTING is so natural and serious (??)— you can tell the amount of thought and effort this man puts into his audios.
i wish he was more active, he posts once a month at most 😭 do give him a chance if you haven’t already!
──★ ♪⋆. BloomingVA
47k Karma 28 FREE nsfw/sfw
oh lordyyy i need him. similarly to august, the quality all around is top notch. he’s BRAZILIAN, speaks english and portuguese, a lot of his audios are bilingual but he does have two full portuguese audio, which include english translations!
his themes are slightly on the darker side [DUBCON/CNC], so heed the tags before indulging in case
his most recent post was two weeks ago! it’s a mini but maybe it’ll inspire you to dive into his page :)
──★ ♪⋆. Lustful_Crunch
51k Karma 133 FREE nsfw
literally my husband guys ☺️. his audios are so cozy and sexy, such a gentle lover. he speaks danish and spanish on top of english with an accent.
his most recent post was 3 days ago— it’s amazing to me that he’s been active for 11 years!! a lot of his content is “friends to lovers” trope and “slippery slope”— so if you’re a sucker for that then— what are you waiting for?!
his audience tags are consistently [M4A-4F] and i think his only (free) [M4M] audio was his first ever post. he also has a sfw youtube channel where it consists of hours long sleep aids and him nerding out about chess (so cuteee)
i think i visit his page the most, he’s just so boyfriend coded :3
──★ ♪⋆. Kataribe かたりべ
NSFW website
alright, not sure if his youtube even counts as sfw with how much he can get away with… but i digress!
he speaks full japanese but his videos do include english translations. his sound quality is crisppp, i get so tingly every time i listen to him. i don’t know if this is even something i should warn about (??) but lotssss of ear licking
whether or not you like that, up to you!
in his nsfw website, a lot of his content is free (tutorial on sign up) however, they do not include english translation scripts. so you’re listening for the vibes!
his audios are darker on themes [RAPE/NONCON], even if you don’t understand japanese i would pay attention to tags as you dive
HONORABLE SFW MENTIONS!
──★ ♪⋆. ZSakuVA
i love this sweet, british man downnn
his storytelling??? ugh im seeing movies scenes in my mind!
i love how much thought he puts into his characters, and he even has full length series for their storylines. another all round quality voice actor.
i imagine if you haven’t heard of him before you must’ve been living under a rock because he was one of the first ever creators that got me into this community— so check him out, i promise you won’t be disappointed!
──★ ♪⋆. Before KnightFalls
if you’ve ever watched that one youtube video of Britney Broski clowning on “boyfriend ASMR” you probably might recognize this man 😭
but DISREGARD that clip because if only they knewww
knight is like a comfort VA to me. a one-shot king, there’s honestly not a scenario in the world that he HASN’T done
his rambles are so naturalistic and cuddly, i fall asleep to him often
anddd we’ve reached the end! i had fun making this and i hope you had fun reading :))
i’m not sure if this list will be updated bc im honestly pretty picky about who i listen to… but who knows!
oh! and if you guys have any other recommendations, feel free to share them with me, maybe help me expand my palette HAHA
prguitarman
kianamaiart
izzy806
germansingergirl
annaxmalina
discoholicmusic
jacobvanloon
