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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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$LAYYYTER
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@miget-hobo-kid
I hait you. (New HC: Joey dropped out of English class around the age of 12.)
You have told me that many, many times before.
It isn’t anything new, coming from you.
And the word is hate. H, followed by a, then a t, then an e.
An example sentence would be: I hate you too.
Hoohoo.
Bold of you to assume joey can even read
Holy shit
Welcome to the Year of a Powerful Rat:
Charles Entertainment Cheese
ITS TIME
(I’m in hell)
I am a human being at the moment, not an amusement park ride, so no one CAN ride me! Even piggy-back, I’m far too old for that.
*sad Mary sounds*
merry crisis
Merry cribness
okay, but if we're all becoming objects, can I just be a cardboard box
We are NOT all becoming objects, you are NOT a box.
since im not toaster drew i wanna be a chair, but the kind used in bars, so i can be thrown at someone and it wont be a crime on my end
Gah! It’s the first Jonathan that I met! The non-toaster one! Where have you been, I have had to contend with a cooking appliance in lieu of your presence.
Also, no one is turning into objects! The Toaster Man is an anomaly that should be discounted as an outlier.
I wanna be a rock!
What if I married mary
I don’t know who you are, if you’re trustworthy, and I’m sure Mary likely doesn’t love you. So no, you do not have my blessing.
I’m sorry I’m on mobile so anon doesn’t work
Please accept this doodle as an apology
Where’s Mary we need her for thott anon and Koo koo toaster man
She’s... somewhere. Last I heard, she was at one of those pathetic pizza restaurants, the one based off of the rat, not the bear.
(Warning, language)
(Hey, mun here, FUCK CHUCKIE CHEESE)
Earliest memory ?
Hitting my brother with a wooden toy block, then patting him on the same spot when he started crying.
(As a sibling, this really how it be)
Future Mary!!!
I did this at 3 am let me live
Bertie and the anon fam should get their own reality spin off . Question for each of ya ! For soup ; what’s your favorite kind of soup and why? For Mary : why are you so adorable?? Toaster : do you have an actual brain ,or do the 2 pieces of bread in your head function as one ? Stalker : Why do you punctuate every sentence with an emoticon ? Thorn : can I hug you ,you seem sad. Thailand : how much per strawberry ? And the man himself ,Bertie : how dead inside are you
Dead inside? Why ever would you assume that? I woul think that being filled with my stupendous ego, deeply-repressed rage, grievous failures, and greatest of joys would mean that I am quite alive. You young people today mistake an excess of everything to be the abscence of life, when you could not be more wrong. Every mistake, every success, every single thing you go through is simply yet another sign of the immeasurable wonder that is living.
Thanks! I get my looks from my dad.
still a hard pick, but... yeah, no, still don't know
Go for the man with morals, me.
Mary-plier endorses Bertiepie
WHEERES MARY???
Hopefully not holding an axe and about to chop down the door to my study, because otherwise I will be monumentally upset.
Mary, outside the study: *slowy puts down axe sadly*
I know you’re out there, Mary. Where did you get that axe? Do I need to have a stern talk with you?
I almost got mugged and it was the first thing I saw
Mary?! What?
Who tried to mug you young lady do I need to bri- er... call the police into finding this would-be ne’er-do-well?
It’s fine, they ran off screaming.
WHEERES MARY???
Hopefully not holding an axe and about to chop down the door to my study, because otherwise I will be monumentally upset.
Mary, outside the study: *slowy puts down axe sadly*
I know you’re out there, Mary. Where did you get that axe? Do I need to have a stern talk with you?
I almost got mugged and it was the first thing I saw
I’d eat the sludge hammer
Then I’d eat you.
What if your father was a toaster ?
What if I came at you with a sludge hammer?
Toaster .
Sludge hammer
