AYY LMAO

More quotes out of context.

[mightbeonit]

I am basically Patrick Bateman without the bad stuff

[mightbeonit]

I, for one, cannot even imagine ever posting on the inter.net without looking at the state.gov page on US relations before making any kind of remark

[mightbeonit]

Linear algebra is the most beautiful thing in the world other than topology and jacking off

[mightbeonit]

He’s like the nick fury of good natured room temperature iq people in the American southwest

[mightbeonit]

The joke worked better in my head but needs too much context because you can’t read my mind

[mightbeonit]

just casually scrolling linked in at 9:18pm on a friday

[mightbeonit]

I wrote an AI to record things my online acquaintance says and use them to personally attack him at a later, predetermined junction

[mightbeonit]

Thank you for spreading your labia and simulating sitting on my face

[mightbeonit]

i can't believe yall had takes so bad that we had to defend the fucking government. i need a break

[mightbeonit]

although entirely wrong in every way I stand by my post

[mightbeonit]

Cause of death: hot ass

[mightbeonit]

me on the toilet, slapping a bunch of farts out: huh it couldn't have been all the cream in that sauce last night there's just no way

[mightbeonit]

Every gay man has the ability to turn me gay at any second if I don’t focus all of my Ki and roll above a 17 wisdom saving throw!!!

[mightbeonit]

greetings from my mom's house it took about 2 hours for her to get drunk and tell me about my dad's spirit haunting her and call no less than 15 people on TV fat

[mightbeonit]

I never had an imaginary friend but I did have a My Buddy doll that i would slam on his head because that dude was chucky I would take both legs and just slam his head as hard as I could on the ground to kill him because I'll be damned if he was gonna come to life and kill ME

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cool new fella comes dancing on in here talking about city living and sodomy and suddenly no one wants to hear about ol papa sloth's poster pueblo

[mightbeonit]

credit card companies should do yearly wraps you are a Fast Food Enthusiast and Addicted to Alcohol

Got my UberEats wrapped and it’s just directions to a cardiologist followed by a series of exclamation points ?????