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we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

thebootydiaries

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

shooo

Wild horses crossing a river in Iran

wholeheartedsuggestions

i will try again tomorrow. i will try again and again and again, because that’s all i can really do.

Fr

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

dogpuppy

briannyssey

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

briannyssey

🥺🥺

pachatata-deactivated20180510

Davi Kopenawa, Shaman and leader of the Brazilian Yanomami.

dorothygale

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.