martin posting

Lee/Leland - 30s - He/Him - Officious little mustelid. commissions closed. I like/follow from @roatmeal

[thewizardofschnoz]

Me: Martin you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

Martin:

Extra silliness ↓

[hotdrinks]

[ID: A comic of a scene from The Magnus Archives, season 5. It is two panels over a splash page.

Panel 1: Jon and Martin stand facing each other in an apocalyptic landscape. The sky is red, and the land is barren. Martin says, "What about Elias?"

Panel 2: Jon looks intensely forward, pupils glowing red and long hair whipping around his face. The background is black and stormy, with a halo of red static and glitch effects around Jon. He says, "He's inside the Panopticon. The tower, high above the world."

Panel 3/Splash Page: Martin makes a flat, unimpressed expression and gestures over his shoulder to a colossal, black tower rising into swirling clouds that resemble an eye. He says, "That one?" End ID]

this guy's got jokes

[the-muppet-joker]

I am covered in bugs, I am bugmogging everyone. I am severing all my ties to humanity to bugmaxx and become the alpha. They will eat my skin and birth me anew. I'm Like The Joker But A Big Bug. I'm like the Joker, But A Big Bug.

[kabaks]

Wild to get to my thirties and only now start thinking wow I’m a catch. Bout to be insufferable on the apps

[kabaks]

Things I would tell 20 year olds:

- whatever you’re fixated on, no one cares

- you are not uniquely unlovable

- no one cares

- he won’t change

- get out of your head

- make mistakes bass boosted

- no one cares

- your friends care

- watch black sails

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: A comic of Grace at a table with the Hail Mary astronauts. Shapiro, with her arm around Dubois, asks, "You're sure you and Stratt aren't a thing."

"Absolutely positive," says Grace.

"You've never even kissed?"

"Nuh uh. Nope."

Dubois joins in, saying, "But if she asked you to... say... get your arm surgically attached to hers. Would you?"

"...huh???" says Grace, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, would you?" asks Yao.

Grace looks thoughtful. "Like. I mean. If it was pertinent to the mission, then..."

"Never mind," says Ilyukhina. "Something much more concerning than sex is going on here." End ID]

[rocketsaurus]

Curious what is actually normal for bed time. Go for your normal/average time, not your most extreme or what you wish it was.

what time do you go to bed? (local time)

7pm or before

8pm

9pm

10pm

11pm

12am

1am

2am or after

it's never consistent

some other time entirely

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!

[hotdrinks]

[ID: A comic of a scene from The Magnus Archives, season 5. It is two panels over a splash page.

Panel 1: Jon and Martin stand facing each other in an apocalyptic landscape. The sky is red, and the land is barren. Martin says, "What about Elias?"

Panel 2: Jon looks intensely forward, pupils glowing red and long hair whipping around his face. The background is black and stormy, with a halo of red static and glitch effects around Jon. He says, "He's inside the Panopticon. The tower, high above the world."

Panel 3/Splash Page: Martin makes a flat, unimpressed expression and gestures over his shoulder to a colossal, black tower rising into swirling clouds that resemble an eye. He says, "That one?" End ID]

this guy's got jokes

[hotdrinks]

[ID: A comic of a scene from The Magnus Archives, season 5. It is two panels over a splash page.

Panel 1: Jon and Martin stand facing each other in an apocalyptic landscape. The sky is red, and the land is barren. Martin says, "What about Elias?"

Panel 2: Jon looks intensely forward, pupils glowing red and long hair whipping around his face. The background is black and stormy, with a halo of red static and glitch effects around Jon. He says, "He's inside the Panopticon. The tower, high above the world."

Panel 3/Splash Page: Martin makes a flat, unimpressed expression and gestures over his shoulder to a colossal, black tower rising into swirling clouds that resemble an eye. He says, "That one?" End ID]

this guy's got jokes

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[mesbbee]

thinking about short martin again

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Image one is a sketch of Jon and Martin from TMA, during the Eyepocalypse. Jon, a tall, thin man with short hair and stubble, looks up in thought. Six spectral eyes surround his face and text next to his head reads “*using evil Google Maps*”. Beside him, Martin, a short, fat man with glasses, looks towards the viewer with an angry expression, his fists clenched.

Image two is styled after a pop-up message from the Fallout game series. A coloured close-up of Martin’s face appears in a blue circle beside the text “TIP: I am so fucking mad”. End ID.]

[hotdrinks]

really no way to draw the panopticon without making it phallic. it has a dick head. it's circumcized.

[hotdrinks]

it's just dick-like!! it's got a peen ne sais quoi. it's penis-esque!

[hotdrinks]

really no way to draw the panopticon without making it phallic. it has a dick head. it's circumcized.

[rozanovy]

CONNOR STORRIE For Interview Magazine

[pnglove]

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[deathwarlock]

im your 48th president Alabama Georgia and my first decree is gettin rid of all the roads